Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

He did eventually finish his thought;

I assume the time it took to hammer it out is because he’s never learned touch-typing and has to hunt and peck for each key every time he tweets.

I must agree: Fox News is a terrible, costly and dangerous disgrace.

The voices that talk back at him from the bathroom mirror are saying it.

It’s terrifying to think of what might happen if Trump is faced with an actual crisis.

Like Daddy Fred giving him money, Daddy Barack gave him a healthy economy and minimal conflict internationally. All the incompetent moron has to do is golf all day and finish out his one term without fucking it all up. Has Trump ever been in a situation where he didn’t start on third base? Has he ever actually scored?

I don’t think the “safety and security of our nation” is the judiciary’s mission statement. I think it has more to do with interpreting the law.

But how does that compare to what the price was when Trump first occupied the White House?

I was going to comment that I was “shocked” to see the POTUS spreading misinformation about the Ninth Circuit but… <sigh> The fun has even gone out of sarcasm. :frowning:

Donald Trump was born on third base and thinks he scored a touchdown.

The national average actually dipped below $2 in early 2016. It’s currently $2.59.

Why does Trump hate America so much?

Gas is $3.78 near us, but this is Hawaii. Don’t have a car anyway.

The dotard is a Trillionaire. Everybody says so.

In what, Lira?

Iraqi dinar. Any day now…

He starts at third base and immediately starts running – well, waddling – toward second.

Remember when he tweeted out his anti-transgender policy and the first tweet in the series had the Pentagon brass spent an uneasy nine minutes thinking that he was about to start a war somewhere?

[QUOTE=Cheetolini]
After consultation with my Generals and military experts, please be advised that the United States Government will not accept or allow…
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Born on third base? What is “third base”? Is that not the hands in the other person’s pants stage? He was born groping?

I’m pretty sure that at the time he was being born his hands were in contact with a vagina.

Oh, shut up about your stupid wall already:

IMO, the new House ought to attach a “construction of the wall is authorized upon receipt of full funding from Mexico” provision to each bill just to troll the Troll in Chief.

I don’t know. More and more I’m wondering if he was created in a lab, somewhere in the bowels of Siberia…

I just read this article a few days ago:

Trump Fans Sink Savings Into ‘Iraqi Dinar’ Scam

This pretty much sums up the critical thinking abilities of hard-core Trumpsters: