Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

Let’s apply Occam’s Razor:

Trump is an idiot who doesn’t understand these things.

Although Trump has enough feral political cunning to know his base doesn’t understand these things either.

Because he doesn’t understand what Senate confirmation is, and thinks this point is some kind of gotcha.

Trump is a giant fucking idiot, but he’s clearly talking about Mueller being Senate confirmed as a special counsel. I don’t know why people think that’s some big faux pas. Being confirmed as FBI director is irrelevant. Whitaker was also confirmed by the Senate for his role as US attorney in Iowa.

Regardless, the special counsel isn’t subject to Senate confirmation, so who cares that he wasn’t confirmed to a position that doesn’t require confirmation?

**FAKE NEWS: ** NO SELF-RESPECTING MEMBER OF THE REPUBLICAN PARTY WOULD EVER MAKE A LEFT TURN!

Since 1994 at least they have only ever turned to the right.

When Trump ever submits some written answers to Mueller he will immediately post, “Answers submitted to Special Counsel, illegal witch hunt OVER!!! Did nothing wrong, no collusion!!!”

It wasn’t a left turn, it was a triple right turn.

Why the hell would a member of the Republican Party respect themself? Are they stupid or someth – never mind.

In other words, two wrongs don’t make a right, but three rights make a left.

It’s also known as a “P-Turn”, P as in “Party before country”.

My father had three pieces of advice that he tried to pass down whenever he could;

  1. two wrongs don’t make a right, but three lefts do

  2. two stupids don’t make a smart

  3. if you’re going to drink and drive, get completely shitfaced. There’s no sense in going to jail for a little buzz.

Oh, they believe in facts, in the second sense: a piece of information presented as having objective reality

They’re just not true facts.

Tired of all the [del]whining[/del] winning yet?

The stock market is all about him.

Everything is all about him. It’s the [del]Butterfly*[/del] Butt-Hurt Effect.

*In chaos theory, the butterfly effect is the sensitive dependence on initial conditions in which a small change in one state of a deterministic nonlinear system can result in large differences in a later state…

Yes, Donny. Antagonize the Chief Justice of the United States. This will go tremendously for you.

Intellectually, this is not a fair fight…

…Is anyone saying this? Anyone at all? I haven’t even heard of Fox News reporting that liberals are blaming Trump for traffic jams by making gas so cheap, which (checks notes) it isn’t.

At this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if he claims that global warming has been fixed because he ordered the Earth to stop heating up.

Checking my notes, I see that gas is below 2/gallon here in San Antonio, a .60 decline over the past couple of months.

$3.19 is the cheapest you’ll find it in my neck of the woods. Maybe Trump decreed that we’d have higher gas prices as punishment for not voting for him.

Doesn’t that seem like the first of an intended series of tweets and someone wrestled the phone away from him?