I urge everyone to watch the video at that link. The way the anchor moves things around on his desk to avoid the camera is priceless.
Trump tweeted: ““Michael Cohen asks judge for no Prison Time.” You mean he can do all of the TERRIBLE, unrelated to Trump, things having to do with fraud, big loans, Taxis, etc., and not serve a long prison term?”
I want to know more about those cars… err … Taxis.
I know, small spelling error but still… since Tweets from the Twit are supposedly official we should be able to believe they are correct. And hope that is just another papercut to this administration.
Not that these guys use taxis 
Actually, Michael Cohen is alleged to have had some underhanded dealings with NYC taxi medallion arbitrage, so not a misspelling. Why Shit-Gibbon capitalized taxi, who the fuck wants to know what goes thru his head when he’s working on his Twitter diarrhea.
Have to note some idiocy from Twitter itself, too:
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Why in the world wouldn’t it just show as many replies as it can? Then put a link at the bottom to open a new page to show more. It’s not fucking hard.
He has a vague Memory of being forced to read the Declaration of Independence in School when he was seven, so he thinks all Nouns must be capitalized.
I assumed the reference was to taxi medallions in NYC. Lots of filling in the blanks when you read Trumps gruntings.
He is of German heritage. Much to Germany’s dismay.
There is a woman on my Nextdoor who randomly capitalizes words: “You should Always call the Police if there has been a Crime. We must take Back our neighborhood”. It Always reminds me of Trump.
Not Donald Sr. but another Trump fails at Twitter:
Conway’s husband fires back at Eric Trump by sharing tweet about alleged Trump affair with Stormy Daniels
I like Reza Aslan’s reply:
The Irony Meter needs repair after seeing a Trump call someone out on ugliness in politics and disrespect.
There were many great replies burning Eric:
“I’ll be honest w you… you’re my FAVORITE @SNL character.”
n/m
Trump’s Twitter idiocy must be contagious. On Friday, Loser Donald’s alleged lawyer Rudy Giuliani barfed this nonsensical complaint out;
You’ll notice he forgot to put spaces after the end of his sentences. You may also notice that .in is a top-level domain. Some clever individual decided therefore to go out and buy the domain G-20.in and leave a message on it which I won’t spoil for you. (It’s perfectly safe for work.)
Rudy must have just found out about this today, because he responded in the only way a Trumpite can - he blamed Twitter.
Well, if Out of control!Supervision please could have been made into a valid URL, I’d bet it would have been. Maybe you should stick to news conferences, Rudy, where we can be amused at your facial expressions.
FTFY
Looks like Nosferudy Ghouliani got his cyber-security credentials from Trump University.
Let us not forget that the Original Rudy G also owned a cybersecurity firm and is Dotard’s National Cybersecurity Advisor.
Reminds me of George Ade.
Only the best people!
Psst! Rudy! They have the internet on computers now. You can also stop looking for the “any” key.
And like Trump, this stupidity can’t possibly be Rudy’s own fault. No, it must be a Twitter conspiracy out to embarrass Rudy and Trump. I bet Soros is paying these hackers.
Found another Rudy tweet with an accidental link. The link, too, was “hijacked” and someone posted a re-direct to Benjamin Witte’s “Lawfare” websites Trump/Russia section:
The Tweet: https://twitter.com/RudyGiuliani/status/1041168209074941952
The Redirect: The Russia Connection - Topics - Lawfare
You mean that Twitter allowed TWO people to invade Rudy’s texts? That’s just not fair.
To which I reply with the current GOP mantra: “No, but it’s legal so neener, neener.”