Aren’t most Club Fed facilities quite easy to escape from, secured mostly by the “if you sneak out of here, you’ll go to a real prison when we catch you” deterrent?
That might not be a good fit for an arrogant self-indulgent fool like the Dotard.
I don’t believe in God, but I do like the mental image of thump braced at attention in front of God’s desk going bu-bu-but. Same for Fred Phelps and company.
There is a federal facility in south-eastern Cuba that would a be a good fit. But only if they WB him, without asking any questions.
But he’d have to actually walk more than 100 feet. Not gonna happen unless he can hijack a golf cart.
Just don’t see a US president going to jail under any circumstances.
While seeing him in an orange jump suit would be satisfying, what I’d really like to see is him and his famila watch as their paper empire crumples.
Black Mirror, Season 5 (coming soon to Netflix…)
OK so maybe jail is unrealistic, but how 2000 hours of community service? He can wear the orange jumpsuit as he picks up trash by the highway and unclogs the public toilets in city parks.
Actually, celebs can do PSAs for their community service. I wonder what PSA Trump could do?
Mar-a-Lago is confiscated as public property due to failure to pay taxes. He can do janitor duty there.
https://youtu.be/gw_oGKUqtN0 This comes to mind. (Sorry about ugly link. It’s my favorite PSA, courtesy of Dwayne Stomp.)
Ha Ha!
Check out Trump’s response on Twitter to Tillerson’s statements about Trump asking him to do things illegally:
Stable genius, indeed!
Just when I think I can’t be surprised any more. Trump is calling someone “dumb as a rock.” That surprises me. And “couldn’t get rid of him fast enough?” Why not? What was stopping him?
“No fucking moron. No fucking moron. You’re the fucking moron. No, YOU’RE the fucking moron!”
Don’t forget the other part of Trump’s psychological projection–“lazy as hell”.
From the man who watches cable news all day on “executive time”, tweets incessantly, and has by now probably golfed more than all the previous presidents combined.
I’ve said it many times, Trump doesn’t want to be the actual President and do the job, he just wants to play President on TV and at rallies.
“I’m not really the President of the United States, and come to think of it, I don’t play one on TV either.”
Everybody Trump bad-mouths one of his former associates, I just wish somebody – preferably a reporter…preferably, Jim Acosta – would have the balls to ask him “Why do you keep hiring so many liars and morons? Are you the worst hiring manager EVER?”
There will be no “Report” from Trump. He’s too lazy to even give the order to come up with one.
At most, Dan Scavino will cut/paste a couple hundred of Trump’s tweets into a Word doc, and release that with “Super Major COUNTER Report, Nyah Nyah Mueller!!!1!!!” at the top.
I saw this somewhere earlier today and thought it was somebody parodying Trump! Obviously my standards for his tweets aren’t nearly low enough.
Agreed. My actual dream in this scenario is that scraping together the money for a monthly transit pass will be an issue for him.