Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

Yes, we keep discovering that there is no bottom to this…

SDNY issued their sentencing recommendations for Cohen today, which outright name Loser Donald as an unindicted co-conspirator in a number of felonies and almost certainly indicates that he’s going to be facing charges once he leaves office.

His response?

(facepalm)

But Fox News has his back, as this opinion piece illustrates:

‘No collusion’ by Trump with Russia shown in new Cohen and Manafort court filings

Yep. Apparently and according to the writer [Hans A. von Spakovsky is a Senior Legal Fellow at The Heritage Foundation] because Mueller hasn’t publically stated there was collusion Mueller is failing.

Could someone fact check this piece, please? I need some eye drops after reading it.

I guess the point that the writer is trying to make is although it’s now obvious Trump was trying to get a tower deal done in Russia, that had nothing to do with election collusion and the subsequent desire to lift Russia sanctions.

Well, his dad probably paid for a new gym, which Future Cadet Bone Spurs wasn’t required to enter in case his feelings got hurt or something.

Somebody should show him The Defiant Ones.

I am reminded of a criticism leveled at Obama: He doesn’t want to be President, he just wants the parking space.

I miss those days.

And for those who either weren’t adults or weren’t around for the Dubya administration, Von Spakovsky was also George Dubya’s head of voter suppression back in the early Oughts.

Best response: x.com

Yeah. In his brain, whose neurons I picture being erratically fired by a lazy, drunken hamster jogging on a wheel-powered generator, Trump is giving an Emmy-worthy performance of a lifetime as a reality TV show President.

Unfortunately, it’s a parody show and our lifetimes and scary because it is a show in reality but Trump’s reality is his own and different from the rest of the world’s.

Trump, after starting a war with N Korea or Iran or whatever disaster…“That didn’t go as expected. Can we just edit that out and start over?”

That is hilarious! :smiley:

Individual1 found caps lock on his phone:

AFTER TWO YEARS AND MILLIONS OF PAGES OF DOCUMENTS (and a cost of over $30,000,000), NO COLLUSION!

I wonder why he only went with one exclamation? THAT TWEET CALLED FOR A MINIMUM OF THREE!!1!

Just once again he shows how worried he is with his conspiracy with a hostile government to subvert the US election process.

Yep. Treason is a bummer.

Donald, it’s not nearly as confusing as health care. You know about this. Talk about it.

Talk about it -

All. You. Want. Too.

You may want a napkin to wipe the cookie crumbs off your face.

Uhhhhhhh…

“…left and right, he then woke up from his dream screaming that HE LIED. Next time I go to Vietnam I will ask “the Dick” to travel with me!”

Seems like his Vietnam Era gonorrhea is flaring up again - the many Battles of Studio 54 were brutal…

Good grief. He is losing it. Right out in front of God and everyone.

Yeah…wow. Where the hell did that come from? What’s his beef with Blumenthal? (Other than that he’s a Democrat, of course)

As is the common phrasing, “There is always a tweet”
Donald J. Trump, 10 Jan 2012:
“3 Chief of Staffs in less than 3 years of being President: Part of the reason why @BarackObama can’t manage to pass his agenda.”

A Brief History Of Donald Trump’s Ongoing Feud With Sen. Richard Blumenthal

http://digg.com/2017/donald-trump-richard-blumenthal-feud-history

So, Trump is bashing a veteran while at the Army-Navy game? Stay classy, Bonespurs!

Okay. I need someone to interpret this one for me, too.

There is always a Trump tweet, chiefs of staff edition

Also:

2017: The year that there was always a Trump tweet