Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

It’s an investment. Wait until you see the return they get when iDJiT finally makes Mexico pay them back with interest!

LOL, they’re now closing in on $900,000. Given that he is “earning” $300,000/day, he’ll be able to pay for that wall in… 9.13 years.

Bit of advice.

But will that be considered artistically designed?

No! He’s a decorated vet! He’s checkbox verified! He’s BEEN ON FOX NEWS!

Completely trustworthy.

Four five billion I’ll “build” a wall. Say it is the bestest wall evah. Send out press releases. Have wall dedicating parties in DC, with all the right people. Celebrities. Ted Nugent.

No one will ever go down to look at it. Even here in AZ many of the “pro wall” group have never even been to the border. They’ll never know. But they can rest easy that my invincible wall is keeping them safe from MS13 and illegal drywall hangers.

I shamelessly stole this from Facebook. Not sure if it’s been on the Dope yet.

Trump should make the wall out of Hillary’s emails, since nobody can get over them.

The Russian Embassy has approved of Trump’s withdrawal from Syria
"The #US🇺🇸 decision to pull its troops from #Syria🇸🇾 creates good prospects for a political solution in that Arab country "

I’m surprised that Vlad let Donald wait this long to pull out of Syria.

Looks like he timed it just right, as far as squeezing the last drops of US funding out of the situation.

Poor guy has really drunk the Kool-aide. Is there any mention of a refund if construction doesn’t start or will it be used in dribs and drabs to beef up the parts already existing?

$4 million! He only has to replicate this success… 249 more times. :slight_smile:

And, yes, he does say there is a refund possibility.

The Grand High Poobah explains his geopolitical genius:

“Russia, Iran, Syria & many others are not happy about the U.S. leaving, despite what the Fake News says, because now they will have to fight ISIS and others, who they hate, without us. I am building by far the most powerful military in the world. ISIS hits us they are doomed!”

That’s some fine genius right there!

The Russians are trolling the Dotard so hard, they might as well attach a picture of Putin giving him a wedgie with one hand and waving a DVD labelled “PEE-PEE TAPE” with the other.

Gee, whose fault is it that we got distracted by “so much talk about the Wall”? :rolleyes:

Why would they have to fight ISIS? I thought ISIS was defeated. He tweeted as much less than 24 hours earlier.

It’s just a nit, in the onslaught of stupid and awful stuff from this man, but his combination of ignorance + ego never ceases to appall. The US has had " by far the most powerful military in the world" for about 75 years, and he had nothing to do with it.

In more ways than one.

Yes, he did. His genius was retroactive, don’tcha know.