The fact that he was never in the military certainly contributed to its greatness.
Schrödinger Terrorists!
LOL, it appears that Individual-1 has recently unfollowed Ann Coulter on the Twits.
Just one more example of Trump claiming credit for something he didn’t do.
This forum needs a reddit gold type thing 
Wait…the Wall fundraiser is now showing a goal of $1 billion. Didn’t it start off at $5 billion? Am I crazy? Because if I’m not and they dropped it…that’s kinda funny.
I think there’s a limit to how much money you’re allowed to seek.
Wow, 133,000 donors. Mexicans are strange.
I don’t think Trump likes to hear the word “fence” much, being a money launderer himself.
The Ladders GoFundMe is over $51,000
That is brilliant.
You can’t even parody this. Trump is our nation’s greatest technology knower.
Maybe someone can give him a copy of Thing Explainer
Say, did anybody ever retrieve the nation’s greatest technology knower’s umbrella when he couldn’t figure out how to fit it through the door?
Holy shit, this am badder wording.
I thought he was proud to own it!
He needs some sort of excuse to float for when he goes down to Mara Lago and golfs while unpaid Secret Service agents watch him cheat.
“Democrats’ fault. Nothing I can do. Why should I cut my vacation short because Democrats want MS-13 to kill your grandma?”
I don’t know about y’all, but that’s EXACTLY what I, as a Democrat, want. In fact, if Hillary had campaigned on that platform (“I promise to bus Latin American gangs directly into YOUR neighborhood and I will GIVE them weapons to gun down any female over the age of 50!”), she probably would have been elected.
I read this shit and then I laugh very hard and then my laughing turns into crying. Every day. More than once a day. Jesus. Holy. Fuck.
Twitler just tweeted a plan for the steel slat border wall with SPIKES!
Lol, he’s just trying to make America grate again…