So now there needs to be a GoFundMe for heavy-duty tarps, to be carried up the ladders and draped over the spikes.
Holy shit! That link featured fact that I had never considered before. And judging by Trump’s fanciful pointy design he, unbelievably, must have also not considered. People dig tunnels under- UNDER!- fences. Alert Trump!! His pointy death fence has a flaw. With this new information I estimate that the fence wall thing will have to be as deep underground as it is tall and magnificent and pleasing to the eye above ground. So double the fence wall.
Honestly a bottle jack or an angle grinder would make such short work of that wall. I don’t get it.
Loser Donald has convinced himself that the problem Democrats have with Wall is the word “wall”, so if it’s a Steel Slat Barrier instead, they’ll happily vote for it.
I wonder who stands to make the most money from this $5 Billion dollar wall? Didn’t we just drop sanctions from a Russian fella who owns an aluminum plant?
Crazy shit, but the first paragraph made me laugh out loud.
$5 billion doesn’t go as far as it used to, slat-wise, what with tariffs on steel.
“Nothing else’s that will work”? Evidently grammar isn’t one of the things he knows.
Yeah, well, he said he knows the best words. Nothing about whether he can string them together.
He can string them together just fine.
Getting them in the right order…
Yep. Loser Trump has never held a shovel, or knows which end of a screwdriver to use. Acetylene torch would make quick work of it too.
Let’s not forget who the real victim of the shutdown is;
Poor little Donnie has to skip his vacation because the big bad minority party is being mean to him. Unfair! SAD!
… note the document he is signing is completely blank…
One of the comments notes the pen is capped.
Besides, where’s the horde of [del]admiring staffers[/del] hostages who usually watch these things?
Lol, I didn’t catch that. The blank sheet of paper was so obvious it must have blinded me.
Also, this was tweeted about the time he was supposed to leave for FL. Ignoring the fact that the binders are all fake, shouldn’t he have signed all this shit during “executive time”?
He made a mistake. He signed the roll of toilet paper.
Nobody knew signing papers could be so hard.
Am I the only one who gets the sense that Trump complains in private moments “This is crazy: I tell lie after lie after lie and nobody believes me!”
I’m reminded of a Clickhole article from last year;
Ah, the old Frank Nolan gambit.