Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

I’m thinking suicide note.
This is a joke, not a call for direct action.

Thanks for my first great laugh of the day! Well done!

And probably not far from the truth…

Suicide is a terrible thing. Usually.

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Nice work with the investigate Obama, however, the judges have to take a token deduction for spelling Melania correctly.

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Big-Nose Jared, who knows nothing about me, failed big-league to make a “deal” in the Mideast. I am proud to fire him!
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Dang, he’s going with big nose again? I just learned internationalist. Is there a mailing list or a subreddit somewhere that has the whistles of the day so I can keep up to date?

He knows what a portfolio is. It is what Putin gives him to pick prostitutes for the night out of.

Isn’t that a binder full of women?

If you pick prostitutes out of a binder full of women, they will pour milk on the bread, but not pee on the bed.

“I just had a long and productive call with President @RT_Erdogan of Turkey. We discussed ISIS, our mutual involvement in Syria, & the slow & highly coordinated pullout of U.S. troops from the area. After many years they are coming home. …”

“I am pleased to announce that our very talented Deputy Secretary of Defense, Patrick Shanahan, will assume the title of Acting Secretary of Defense starting January 1, 2019. …”

So Trump is talking to Erdogan about Syria, and told Mattis to not even show up anymore. Great.

Someone on Twitter pointed out that right after that phone call on 14 December, Brett McGurk stopped tweeting status updates on the campaign against ISIS.

I would imagine he was getting quite a few panicked calls from his coalition counterparts. Plus he had to tell the Kurds they were on their own.

Now, on the other hand, if someone were to say that Liberals didn’t believe he could use an oxy-acetaline rig to cut through a section of Obamafence all by himself, and nature were to take its course, well, these things happen. Nothing to do. Thoughts and prayers.

I believe Trump has used “sleepy-eyed” more than once; that’s another one that was new to me (along with “internationalist.”)

As for a subreddit that lists all the hatemonger vocab: I have no doubt there is such a thing, but I’m unwilling to look for it.

I am reminded of what I told my highly liberal brother after Bin Laden was killed. “Any man’s death diminishes my humanity, but I just can’t stop smiling.” He agreed whole-heartedly.

I think it was Clarence Darrow who said “I never wish anyone dead, but I’ve read some obituaries with a great deal of satisfaction.”

You absolutely cannot make up this shit:

Anyone else hearing Linda Ronstadt in their head?

I guess his family has all left because they want nothing to do with him.

Poor, poor Donald. I weep bitter tears for him.

“Poor me”? POOR FUCKING ME???

What a sad, sad little man.

Did he really write "“poor me” or was that an embellishment by R13?

Because if he did that’s way sadder than I originally thought.

See the link to his tweet, above.

Trump wrote it. Railer didn’t alter the quote.