Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

No good unless tigers. Plus tiger sharks in the moat. With lasers.

Tigers are expensive so we need to get India to pay for them. Except Trump will think that means Indians and will send a bill to Elizabeth Warren for the full amount

The problem is that tigers, being cats, will chase the lasers.

Trump, who is a moronic fucking imbicile, as are his supporters, lied about something easily debunked with a working pair of eyes.

"In one of his most recent arguments for a southern border wall, President Donald Trump on Sunday falsely claimed that Barack and Michelle Obama’s home here is surrounded by a 10-foot wall. …

He alleged that the “wall” around the Obamas’ mansion was necessary for the former first couple’s “safety and security,” adding that the United States needs a “slightly larger version!”
Trump’s assertion came as a surprise to two of the Obamas’ neighbors Monday, who told The Post that there is no such wall. The 8,200-square-foot structure, despite several security features, is completely visible from the street."
Yeah, it and the neighborhood have security features. Because a US President lives there. Trump: douchebag (as are his supporters).

Why does Trump think 2,000 miles is the same as a city block? I guess he’s going by the Russian hookers who tell him his dingding is the biggest they’ve ever seen.

I gotta hand it to him. Every day he astounds and amazes with his colossal bullshit.

I’m waiting for Trump’s tweet about lazy, stupid, loser Kelly any time now.

Even if it were true that the Obama’s have a 10 foot wall, I wonder who would have paid for it?

Probably not Mexico.

Not so much. (Big Cat Rescue’s Big Cats vs. Laser Pointers) Good thing no one suggested attack servals for security, or the lasers might have been a no-go. :smiley:

To be fair, his sense of scale is fubared by convincing himself that his little mushroom is seven inches long.

Bulls? But won’t that mean we need to import matadors? (That is the way tan the conman thinks, right?)

It’s also why he’s convinced he has a higher than negligible IQ.

I wish I had a FOX show. Then I’d talk about how the wall needs to be made out of the same invisible tech as stealth fighters. Then we could all sit back and wait for him to tweet it out too. Not that he isn’t already a laughing stock, but it would be extra funny.

It’s literally 2 miles from the White House. It’s not like he couldn’t check it out himself. There are a number of virtual tours from when they bought it.

I’m even a little disappointed with the press on this one, why they hell are they reporting what the neighbors have to say, anyone can walk by the house themselves or look up pictures of it. It’s like they are trying to insulate themselves from calling the president a liar. He fucking lied, call him on it.

The house does have a 2ft retaining wall for the garden beds in front, but you can walk up to the front door unhindered. (Well except the secret service who might stop you before you ring the bell, if the Obama’s happen to be home)

Here it is on Google Earth in case anyone was wondering:

That’s an older view, they’ve since added a structure in the parking area to accommodate the Secret Service detail.
If they wanted a 10ft wall they are welcome to put one up, I don’t even see why them having a wall around their private property at their expense would even be relevant to a 2000 mile long border wall.

A 10 ft wall wouldn’t be allowable by code where I live.

Not even if it were constructed with beautiful steel slats?

What in the actual fuck?

I thought that the Donald didn’t drink. This certainly sounds like drunken ravings. There is no explanation for this bullshit.

Hopefully he will learn what walls are real soon. This one is gonna come with a roof.

If Chump keeps this up, he’ll have four walls, each one padded.

No one knows technology like Individual-1.