I totally KNOW! As many of you know I have my own difficulties with the bottle and everything he’s said the past year sounds like it was filtered through a bottle of Jack Daniels. Same with his sloppy grooming. Maybe it’s timed-perfectly, not early-onset, Alzheimer’s but I’m reading him as a drunk. A drunk knows his kind.
Nobody could actually make up something like that. Is “The Onion” out of business yet?
I did read something from a crew person on The Apprentice, about Individual-1 crushing up Adderall (an amphetamine) and snorting it before shows.
It’s odd what Twitter sees as potentially sensitive material. I clicked on a few replies that Twitter hid - one was a striking photo of the Obamas, captioned as most admired man and woman of 2018 and the second one was Mueller toasting and the caption “hope your 2019 is better than Trump’s!”
Russia’s May Day parade featured tanks and tractors. Ours will eventually feature walls and wheels.
When that happens, I will wish I were Russian.
He’s a real estate guy. He’s thinking track wall, ala track lighting, or how his closet doors work - walls on wheels, see? It’s truly an advancement in Wall design, that’s for sure! 
I think the worst punishment for Trump would be to force him to be educated. If that would be possible. It would take a team of highly competent professionals that can deal with such a sociopathic, narcistic criminal.
It’s not allowable by the code where I live, either.
BECAUSE I LIVE IN THE UNITED FUCKING STATES OF FUCKING AMERICA, WHERE THE GOD DAMNED FUCKING CODE SAYS
“GIVE ME YOUR TIRED,YOUR POOR, YOUR HUDDLED MASSES YEARNING TO BREATHE FREE, THE WRETCHED REFUSE OF YOUR TEEMING SHORE. SEND THESE, THE HOMELESS TEMPEST-TOST TO ME. I LIFT MY LAMP BESIDE THE GOLDEN DOOR!”
NOT WALL, DOOR!
God damned motherfucking America-hating fuckstick. :mad:
Tigers chasing lasers. ROTFL
A wall ON wheels. Just wheel it back and forth to where the migrants are trying to cross.
Now you’re talking. Get a bunch of mobile billboards. That way advertising can be sold and the wall gets paid for by McDonalds and Starbucks.
Think I saw that on Benny Hill once. If it wasn’t for the crime and treason, Benny Hill would be a pretty good simile to this so called ‘Presidency’.
Talk about a job you can’t fill. Easier to get someone to take Sec of Defense or Attorney General.
NOW you’re cookin’ with Crisco! Great idea!
I never understood the requirement I underlined. Do the MAGAts want to gather at the border to point and jeer at all of the brown folk who’ve collected on the other side like flotsam on the beach?
He’s just nostalgic to bring East Germany back again only with him on the inside.
I’m picturing Alex in A Clockwork Orange.
I assume they’ll be driven by the tigers? I don’t think the sharks will be able to shift gears properly.
Yeah, I’ve known some good educators, but none that would ever be able to climb that hill.
It won’t be long until his administration will be The Donald, Ivanka, Jarrad and that Nazi Miller. The person you see trying to escape from the window is ‘Flight Risk’.
Trump starts the New Year as only he can:
Right on! The worst stock market performance since 2008, and the govt. is shut down. You go, all-caps-Trumpy!
Very Stable Genius indeed.
The idea is that he may only get enough money approved to pay for half of the wall, so instead of building it half-length, build it half-height; only, if you build the bottom half-height, people will just climb over it. So don’t build the bottom half; build the top half to keep people from climbing over.
It’s kind of like the old joke about a country sending astronauts to the Sun. To avoid being burned up, they’ll go at night.