Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

[Smapti]

@Locrian

This is why he refuses press conferences. With shit like this, someone will ask, “What’s your favorite bible quote?”

I can only imagine the answers. “They’re all good. All of them. The best words…”

“People are finding out things in terms of Biblical that nobody’s even heard of. Okay? Jesus, tremendous guy, we’re looking forward to the great things he’s been doing - and he’s Jewish, and that’s fine with us, we love the Jewish, I have a great relationship with the Jewishes, he said, render unto Caesar, and Caesar was like, very smart, made amazing deals, and Caesar built a wall. He built a wall in Scotland, if you can believe it. He built Wall, and Walls work, to keep the Scots out, and it worked, and I’m Scottish, and if Wall hadn’t been there I might be King of England today, and if anyone other than Trump were king and he built Wall they’d call him one of the greatest kings that’s ever lived, but the Fake News, they call him “Mad King Trump” because they want open borders.”

[ThelmaLou]

@Smapti

“People are finding out things in terms of Biblical that nobody’s even heard of. Okay? Jesus, tremendous guy, we’re looking forward to the great things he’s been doing - and he’s Jewish, and that’s fine with us, we love the Jewish, I have a great relationship with the Jewishes, he said, render unto Caesar, and Caesar was like, very smart, made amazing deals, and Caesar built a wall. He built a wall in Scotland, if you can believe it. He built Wall, and Walls work, to keep the Scots out, and it worked, and I’m Scottish, and if Wall hadn’t been there I might be King of England today, and if anyone other than Trump were king and he built Wall they’d call him one of the greatest kings that’s ever lived, but the Fake News, they call him “Mad King Trump” because they want open borders.”

“Caesar would have let me have my golf course. Just sayin’.”

[wguy123]

In the beautiful Midwest, windchill temperatures are reaching minus 60 degrees, the coldest ever recorded. In coming days, expected to get even colder. People can’t last outside even for minutes. What the hell is going on with Global Waming? Please come back fast, we need you!

Jesus Christ! He’s like that old drunk-ass sitting on the bar stool at the dive bar.

[running_coach]

@wguy123

In the beautiful Midwest, windchill temperatures are reaching minus 60 degrees, the coldest ever recorded. In coming days, expected to get even colder. People can’t last outside even for minutes. What the hell is going on with Global Waming? Please come back fast, we need you!

Jesus Christ! He’s like that old drunk-ass sitting on the bar stool at the dive bar.

It’s down under. Right now, Sydney is 75F at 2:36am (their time) and the high for Thursday is a predicted 92F.

[Steve_McQwark]

@Smapti

“People are finding out things in terms of Biblical that nobody’s even heard of. Okay? Jesus, tremendous guy, we’re looking forward to the great things he’s been doing - and he’s Jewish, and that’s fine with us, we love the Jewish, I have a great relationship with the Jewishes, he said, render unto Caesar, and Caesar was like, very smart, made amazing deals, and Caesar built a wall. He built a wall in Scotland, if you can believe it. He built Wall, and Walls work, to keep the Scots out, and it worked, and I’m Scottish, and if Wall hadn’t been there I might be King of England today, and if anyone other than Trump were king and he built Wall they’d call him one of the greatest kings that’s ever lived, but the Fake News, they call him “Mad King Trump” because they want open borders.”

Okay, two questions. One, is your day job being Trump’s speech writer? Two, if not, is it scary being able to so perfectly replicate the speech patterns of a narcissistic imbecile? It seems like it would be similar to being able to follow the plot of a Where’s Waldo book.

[Gorsnak]

@Steve_McQwark

Okay, two questions. One, is your day job being Trump’s speech writer? Two, if not, is it scary being able to so perfectly replicate the speech patterns of a narcissistic imbecile? It seems like it would be similar to being able to follow the plot of a Where’s Waldo book.

Honestly, Smapti creeps me out when he does that. It’s awesome, don’t get me wrong. It’s just creepy as hell.

[Really_Not_All_That_Bright]

@Smapti

“People are finding out things in terms of Biblical that nobody’s even heard of. Okay? Jesus, tremendous guy, we’re looking forward to the great things he’s been doing - and he’s Jewish, and that’s fine with us, we love the Jewish, I have a great relationship with the Jewishes, he said, render unto Caesar, and Caesar was like, very smart, made amazing deals, and Caesar built a wall. He built a wall in Scotland, if you can believe it. He built Wall, and Walls work, to keep the Scots out, and it worked, and I’m Scottish, and if Wall hadn’t been there I might be King of England today, and if anyone other than Trump were king and he built Wall they’d call him one of the greatest kings that’s ever lived, but the Fake News, they call him “Mad King Trump” because they want open borders.”

We need an applauding-but-also-vomiting smiley for posts like this.

[Monty]

@Really_Not_All_That_Bright

We need an applauding-but-also-vomiting smiley for posts like this.

How about for this post?

[Really_Not_All_That_Bright]

@Monty

How about for this post?

Zero points. You spelled everything correctly and didn’t randomly capitalize anything.

[Steve_MB]

Another day, another ex-staffer who was always just the covfefe boy:

@Viper Team Leader

A low level staffer that I hardly knew named Cliff Sims wrote yet another boring book based on made up stories and fiction. He pretended to be an insider when in fact he was nothing more than a gofer. He signed a non-disclosure agreement. He is a mess!

[aurora_maire]

@Steve_McQwark

Okay, two questions. One, is your day job being Trump’s speech writer? Two, if not, is it scary being able to so perfectly replicate the speech patterns of a narcissistic imbecile? It seems like it would be similar to being able to follow the plot of a Where’s Waldo book.

It reminds me of some of the posts in [post=796996]this thread[/post] where we told Bible stories in Trump’s voice. Ah, those days of innocence. How were we to know what horrors awaited?

[Kelby]

@Steve_MB

Another day, another ex-staffer who was always just the covfefe boy:

To be honest, I think Trump perceives everyone in his life to be a “gofer” for him, in one way or another.

[Procrustus]

@Kelby

To be honest, I think Trump perceives everyone in his life to be a “gofer” for him, in one way or another.

Why would he make a “gofer” sign a non disclosure agreement?

He signed a non-disclosure agreement

[kaylasdad99]

@aurora_maire

It reminds me of some of the posts in [post=796996]this thread[/post] where we told Bible stories in Trump’s voice. Ah, those days of innocence. How were we to know what horrors awaited?

Sorry, your link has too many posts about the virtual wedding between Crunchy Frog and little*bit. Could you link to some specific posts?

[aurora_maire]

@kaylasdad99

Sorry, your link has too many posts about the virtual wedding between Crunchy Frog and little*bit. Could you link to some specific posts?

Weird. There are two posts with the same post # Try this:

https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=796993 starting at #29.

[kaylasdad99]

Ah. Thanks.

[k9bfriender]

@Steve_McQwark

Okay, two questions. One, is your day job being Trump’s speech writer? Two, if not, is it scary being able to so perfectly replicate the speech patterns of a narcissistic imbecile? It seems like it would be similar to being able to follow the plot of a Where’s Waldo book.

It’s not hard. You start with the best words. Then those words flee in terror, so you just throw the rest of them into the salad bowl.

@Procrustus

Why would he make a “gofer” sign a non disclosure agreement?

Doesn’t want it getting out how many wings are in his standard order of wings.

[jasg]

@Steve_MB

Another day, another ex-staffer who was always just the covfefe boy:

and just yesterday, WH staff seemed proud of the restraint being shown… Trump does the unthinkable, he shuts up

As of Monday evening, the rage has been largely bottled, much to the surprise of those who’ve worked with Trump.

“I have had more convos with people in the White House in the last 36 hours than in the last 36 days. But no one is out there pushing back on the Christie book because it is only critical of Jared and I don’t think Jared cares,” said one former White House aide.

“In Cliff’s book, he goes after everybody, but they’ve stayed quiet. From a PR perspective, I think it is the better move.”

Whether Trump can maintain that silence remains to be seen. The former White House aide was skeptical, especially as both Sims and Christie head off on media blitzes designed to catch Trump’s attention.

[Sage_Rat]

@Steve_MB

Another day, another ex-staffer who was always just the covfefe boy:

@Viper Team Leader

A low level staffer that I hardly knew named Cliff Sims wrote yet another boring book based on made up stories and fiction. He pretended to be an insider when in fact he was nothing more than a gofer. He signed a non-disclosure agreement. He is a mess!

I’m sure that it has been explained to him two dozen times by now, but you can’t accuse someone at lying at the same time as saying that they’re breaking their NDA. You have to pick one. Are they revealing secrets or are they fabricating things? It can’t be both.

[simster]

@Steve_MB

Another day, another ex-staffer who was always just the covfefe boy:

so, someone you didn’t know wrote something they didn’t know about something you want other people to not know, and the first thing you think of is to tell everyone where to find out about it?