Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

How am I supposed to lighten up and have fun when there are thousands of immigrants coming to murder me? I thought there was a national emergency! Make up your mind.

If the country is doing well, there’s no national emergency. This kind of tweet will hopefully come back to bite him in the ass when his national emergency declaration is challenged in court, the way all the Muslim-ranting tweets did when he tried to claim his Muslim ban really wasn’t.

And then maybe he’ll learn and stop tweeting asinine crap…HAHAHAHAHAH…just kidding.

So, Individual-1 has been spending his Executive Time learning Persian:

Apparently it’s celebrating the 40th Anniversary of Khomeni’s ascent to power in Iran.

(If you recall, 7 months later Khomeni’s people took the American Embassy in Tehran hostage for over 440 days. To make my point clearer: Dotard is celebrating an event which led to the Iranian Hostage Crisis.)

Ugh, completely got that backwards. The Tweet is against the Khomeni revolution.

Well, sure - if Trump’s going to be supporting anyone in Iran, it’d be the guy with the jewel-encrusted throne in a gold room, handed executive power by corrupt foreign governments and corporate interests.

Baby’s gonna be crankier than usual today:

To absolutely nobody’s surprise, Trump said that the crowd at his rally was larger than the crowd at Beto’s rally.

However, the El Paso Fire Department begged to differ.

That’s right. The Constitution is unconstitutional.

Some years ago, we had a poster here who argued that very thing. Of course he was basing that on the idea that the Articles of Confederation constituted a constitution.

Well, why not? During the campaign when certain people were trying to abrogate birthright citizenship, he claimed the 14th amendment was unconstitutional. Didn’t faze his supporters a bit.

He’s deteriorating fast.

This apparent threat—he’ll release “over 800 ISIS fighters that we captured” unless European allies bring them to Europe for trial (is that it???) is just bizarre.

I wonder if he could name 20 US states.

I wonder if he could name three US states.

I wonder if he knows the United States is made up of states.

Given his dim understanding of the “United” part, it seems likely his understanding of “States” is equally dim.

May as well face it. “The Base” for all their talk and flag waving, don’t give a fuck about the Constitution, its Bill Of Rights, freedom, or the country as a whole. They DON’T.

Is he threatening to release them on the streets of Europe?

Man, that is bizarre. Whether mental deterioration or low IQ megalomania, it’s still alarming as hell. I’m glad as hell I’m not in his inner circle: They have to know that they’ve got a certified ‘Captain Queeg’ at the helm, and their ability to delicately pacify him is straining the limits of their loyalty; enforced or ideological.

‘It’s called the First Amendment’: Pundits decry Trump call for ‘retribution’ against ‘SNL’

Maybe Trump can get the Comedy Division of the Justice Department to prosecute.