The projection is strong with this one:
(Bolding mine). What is Jefferson up to these days? When is someone going to haul his sorry ass before a committee? I hope Trump’s derision of him eats at him every day but that’s not enough punishment for him.
{Cue ominous music} In the criminal justice system of the dystopian near future presidential harassment is considered especially heinous. The dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious forays into satire are members of an elite squad known as, the Clown Police.
Except for the Second Amendment. They LOVE that one.
The Clown Police, they’re all inside of Trump’s head.
The Clown Police (police, police)
'Cause they’re waiting for me
Looking for me
Every single night
(They’re) driving me insane
Those clowns inside my brain
That would make for a pretty cool cold open next Saturday. Bunch of clowns in FBI windbreakers taking Alec Baldwin down…
They need to all arrive outside the SNL studio in one small car. 
Someone made a poetry book from Donald Trump’s speeches
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Hmmph. Wake me when Shatner does dramatic readings from it. 
Only because they misinterpret it.
The Stable Genius shows off his technical prowess:
5G is available in a few markets, but probably won’t be widespread until sometime in 2020. And American companies, as usual, are leading the charge.
6G, however, isn’t yet a thing. Except in Drumpf’s adderall-sodden brain.
N/m
“Hey, I have the BEST PEOPLE! And they tell me we’re just going to skip over 6G, 7G, 8G, 9G, and go straight to 10G! The BEST PEOPLE! America wins!”
Fuck that - I want 11G - why stop @ 10 when 11 is right there?
12 G, to match Article XII of the Constitution, which Trump has long vowed to defend.
Skipping straight to 10G suggests that this will be a Microsoft project…
Someone should mention 4H and let him run with it.