Cadet Bone Spurs tries doing a walk-back after stepping on his mushroom:
Here’s a brief and amusing Youtube clip of some sycophantic, lying, hypocritical talking heads lauding Trump and condemning Obama for the exact same foreign policy:
Good grief. :smack: He just can’t get used to the idea that he’s the president now. (I know I can’t.)
Except, of course, if the news is good, it’s to thump’s credit. :dubious:
That was from June 2016. I think it falls under Trump criticizes Trump after job creation ground to a halt in February with only 20,000 jobs added.
I guess Trump just cleared Sessions of his involvement in his conspiracy between the Trump Campaign and Russia. In response to an article about Sessions being investigated over Trump/Russia, Trump tweeted “ Sessions didn’t have a clue!”
A clue about what, Orange Treasonous? Are you saying Sessions wasn’t in on the plot? The plot that you’ve claimed didn’t exist? Just another Stupid Watergate moment.
Putting aside the lies and the mathematical improbabilities (millions? At some point everything south of the Rio Grande would be empty because there is a finite amount of people in the Americas…), I do enjoy a nice swipe at Coulter any day. It’s hard to take sides in the Trump-Coulter wars. It’s a garbage vs garbage main event.
Wait…he’s saying that Cohen’s FAKE testimony was a lie? All these contradictions!
If only someone could explain all this!
Wait…Tim Curry wants to try:
OK, this one cracked me up:
Sure, makes perfect sense; after all, “Apple” has both fewer letters and fewer syllables than “Cook”. Hey, wait a minute…
But thanks for carving out a bit of Executive Time for that entirely sensible explanation, Don President.
No, no, you misunderstand the mind of a stable genius. He initially wanted to say “Tim Cook from Apple”, but since he is the most effective president ever with the best brain, he saved two whole words and shortened it to “Tim Apple”. Only haters would not get that.
See, it’s because we didn’t hear the silent / between “Tim” and “Apple”.
A non-psychotic human would’ve just ignored the episode or shrugged it off instead of coming up with a “I meant to do that!” rationalization.
He’s absolutely incapable of understanding that if he would just laugh off some of the little things, he might be better perceived. It’s just astounding.
Didn’t he try the “I meant to do that” strategy when he fell asleep on the toilet and twittered “covfefe”? At least he’s consistent.
At least he’s regular.
Trump once again fails to appreciate the obvious irony.
Meanwhile: Cost of wall = cost of 21,000 new homes= cost of 360 new schools (Asuming median US prices and $5.9billion wall) and can be defeated by this relatively cheap ass tunnel.
Brain bleach! Where’s the brain bleach!
This morning’s insanity:
He also promoted “Jexodus” which is apparently yet another twist on “WalkAway” and “Blexit”: following some of Ilhan Omar’s comments now a millennial led movement has Jews fleeing the Democratic Party since apparently only one of the two parties has a problem with anti-Semitism.
Isn’t an exodus of Jews just called an “exodus”?
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I believe you’re correct because that happened right after their tribe was founded in Jenesis.
Trump once again weighs in on a subject he knows sweet fuck all about:
Yeah, and we should launch 'em with steam catapults, amiright?