Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

Steam too fancy. Good ol’ sling-based ones, I say.

Let’s bring back slide rules - for the success of the Space Force!

And propellers! They will be more economical in outer space because they use less fuel than rockets, amirite? :dubious:

It would be fun to see just what kind of stuff you could get Trump to believe.

I sort of think that Nancy Pelosi saying “He’s not worth it” (with regard to impeachment) was baiting Trump to saying something really stupid.

“Of course I’m worth it. I’ve got better peaches than anyone!11!”

This chart, so simple that even Trump (probably) can understand it, helpfully explains why he is full of shit, as usual:

https://aviation-safety.net/graphics/infographics/Fatal-Accidents-Per-Mln-Flights-1977-2017.jpg

Geez, I wonder by what obscure magic that trend has gone down more or less continuously. Well, we know it couldn’t be due to improved technology. That would contradict our President.

Is there potentially a technical issue with the flight management systems on Boeing 737 MAX aircraft? Yep, could be. Is the problem resolveable after identification and study? Fuck yeah. Remember when De Havilland Comets started mysteriously breaking up in flight? I’m pretty sure a lot of people were saying technology had gotten ahead of us back then, too.

We’ll impeach the quality of his peaches and cast disparaging aspersions on his asparagus!

Stop it

I don’t want Albert Einstein to be my pilot either. I’d like someone actually trained as a pilot to be my pilot. Also, I’d prefer someone who isn’t dead.

Come on, how did he resist saying “Nobody knows more about aviation than I do”?

No one knew flying a plane could be so difficult!

You mean Jexodus isn’t the Israeli version of Jedward?

The latest from Orange Turd:

Wow, he seems hurt. What did they do, ask him to produce his birth certificate? Ha, ha, LOL! I know, the’re just asking Duetche Bank innocent questions. Lighten up, Donnie!

I would like Albert Einstein to pilot my airplane, especially if he turned over the controls to the co-pilot and came out to play a violin solo for us mid-flight.

Wait, wait. Next he’ll come up with the idea for stream airplanes - and save the coal industry to boot!

I think that this was what El_Kabong was referring to.

Agent Orange once again is unable to identify the real fakers from the sources and advice that he uses.

Yep, the weakest link in the already weak Republican chain is the president.

Can’t do that. He’s never wrong and never needs to apologize for anything. He’s pointed that out.

Layering a new goofball conspiracy theory on top of an old one:

What’s that in reference to? Anyone have a link?