Nah, we’ve got a couple of own Sandwich Isles we could use. Koho’olawe, for preference.
Perhaps the Brazilians might be generous enough to host Donald J. Daughter-Fucker on Snake Island.
Christmas and Cocos Islands would be fun to watch.
Why do you hate the snakes?
Given the mating customs of some seals and in behalf of PETA, the Humane Society and the Nonexisting Association of People who Like Bullfighting, any bull seals found in the island are also granted leave to have their way with him.
With my apologies, all Spanish islands are very close to inhabited land. Putting him there might work well at keeping the Moroccans out of Perejil but I suspect both our Ministry of the Exterior and our Ministry of Defense are in favor of less-drastic measures.
The Hawaiian islands actually stretch clear out to Midway, not just the eight with people on them. I’m sure we could find an atoll that would serve. Hell, I’d even pitch in for a volley ball.
Makes me wonder if Koho’olawe’s reputation is as widespread as I’ve been imagining it to be…
Democrats in Congress must vote to close the terrible loopholes at the Southern Border. If not, harsh measures will have to be taken!
Good god, shit or get off the pot! You are a broken fucking record.
BTW, I do realize my figure of speech has a high probability of being accurate since he was probably sitting on the shitter when he sent that.
I hope whoever draws the short straw and has to paint his official portrait has the balls to show him tweeting on the toilet.
Ah, so that’s the scapegoat for shooting immigrants at the border. Which he’s been wanting to do, and telling us he wanted to do, and lamenting he couldn’t do for a while. Not unexpected, but still disappointing - who needs a Reichstag fire any more ?
Too late. Here is a photo of workers installing His Nibs’ official portrait.
“Your all time favorite President got tired of waiting for China to help out and start buying from our FARMERS, the greatest anywhere in the World!”
https://www.newsmax.com/newsfront/president-tweet/2019/05/10/id/915426/
Boy he sure is owning the libs!
Ow! The reader comments hurt to read.
Lord… you are so right. 
Then thanks to you both for the warning (even though the url from newsmax was enough).
Somebody, I think you, made the observation that the US elected a black man as president (twice) and as a result, a third of the country went insane.
I think Obama’s election definitely awakened a significant percentage of the country that it was becoming increasingly non-white, and that they might have to share privileges and power. And they haven’t taken it well.
The president of the United States is calling for thejailing of his own justice department officials, on treason charges, for executing a legal intelligence investigation.
“My Campaign for President was conclusively spied on. Nothing like this has ever happened in American Politics. A really bad situation. TREASON means long jail sentences, and this was TREASON!”
Also, for some reason, he turned “Bleachbit” into “acid washing”, and I’d bet money that he thinks this means literally pouring acid on the computer:
“Will Jerry Nadler ever look into the fact that Crooked Hillary deleted and acid washed 33,000 emails AFTER getting a most powerful demand notice for them from Congress?”
