*Gloom, despair, and agony on me
Left’s oppression, Congress’s investigation
If it weren’t for dumb rubes, I’d get no votes at all
Gloom, despair, and agony on me
I figured Dad was rich, loaded to the hilt
And I figure I’m more American than Obama
Even though Dad was born in Germany, don’t you know
How was I to know being president is hard
Gloom, despair, and agony on me
Obama, Killary, E-mails, Mueller report
If it weren’t for dumb rubes, I’d get no votes at all
Gloom, despair, and agony on me*
Trump, the leader of the White Supremacy movement should be banned himself. Preferably all the way to a small island in the middle of the South Atlantic.
I wonder what the reaction would be if Dorsey actually had the stones to do it. Losing Twitter would be devastating to Trump. Republicans would lose their fucking minds. It would be like that scene from Scanners.
The so-called “Leader of The Free World”. If he gets in in 2020 then the American people, of which I am one, will be the stupidest fucking morons in history.
Yeah, that’s right. But it’s also not what I was saying. First time could have had a lot of fluke, a lot of bullshit. If it happens again, we’re simply dumbfucks of a historical order.
On behalf of France, as a token of friendship to the American people (albeit not the American government), and in my official capacity of National Fucking Treasure ; I shall generously grant him holdings of 10 (ten) square meters on Kerguelen Island, in perpetuity, on the condition that he leave his phone behind. Furthermore, he shall be granted my indefinite leave to eat as much lichen and moss as he wishes, as well as fuck any penguin or seal he can catch.
