Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

A couple of (ridiculously minor) nitpicks.

First, the ruling party is just “the Party” (why give it distinctive name when there can be only one?). Ingsoc — English Socialism — is the underlying philosophy. From The Book:In Oceania the prevailing philosophy is called Ingsoc, in Eurasia it is called Neo-Bolshevism, and in Eastasia it is called by a Chinese name usually translated as Death-Worship, but perhaps better rendered as Obliteration of the Self. The citizen of Oceania is not allowed to know anything of the tenets of the other two philosophies, but he is taught to execrate them as barbarous outrages upon morality and common sense. Actually the three philosophies are barely distinguishable, and the social systems which they support are not distinguishable at all.Second (and even nitipckier), it’s MiniTrue. One of the objectives of Newspeak is to compress every possible letter out of the language, on the principle that every little bit cut makes thoughtcrime less possible.

The new standard for dealing with Trump was highlighted in a tweet by David Frum, in which he quoted an excerpt from a FoxNews interview by Chris Wallace with the Iranian Foreign Minister, Mohammad Javad Zarif:

OTOH, MiniTruth works as a Trump reference.

In that context, I absolutely agree. In fact, we seem to be approaching NanoTruth (on the way to PicoTruth).

So that’s what we’re supposed to leave those anonymous tips for.

Heh. I was scrolling through some of the comments, and saw my cousin on there!

Actually your cousin? (Or just a coincidence of the name?)

Anyway, I rather liked Chris Wallace better for his blunt response:

And the honesty of the flatterer was funny-and-horrifying, at the same time.

“Butthurt” is spot on.

It’s 6:19am where I live and Dotard, the Firstest of All Individuals, has retweeted over 60 tweets (some from Trump haters) in a 20 minute period, nearly all pertaining to Biden getting some firefighters union endorsement.

One of those retweeted has changed their name to “Fuck Donald Trump”. It’s still there on Trump’s Twitter feed now.

The pressure of explosive Twitterrhea is so bad his tiny thumbs can’t keep up, so he has to retweet drivel from other morons.

Thumb spurs?

Trump, who apparently sees the mission of the Federal Reserve as: Make Me Look Good, said this:

On NPR’s Marketplace, host Kai Ryssdal said (paraphrase - can’t find a transcript): Things go crazy when the Fed makes a quarter-point rate change. If they lowered rates by a full point, it would be very very interesting, and also contra-indicated.

Which is NPR-speak for: mass-steria, biblical proportions, dogs and cats living together.

I vote for him going up like a rocket.

I vote for him going up on a rocket … to Mars.

Well, he also found time on his busy schedule to crap out a bunch of what read like reruns. Wall, check. No collusion, check. Russian hacking was Obama’s fault, check. I’m being treated so unfairly, poor poor pitiful me. Investigate the investigators, check.

Blah blah fucking blah.

“Go up” or “rise like a rocket”:

Yep. That’d happen.

Make him Emperor of Mars. With uniforms, busty women in brass bikinis and all. Lure him with his adolescent Edgar Rice Burroughs fantasies…

And don’t forget all the children in the basement of the pizzeria on Mars. Some of the girls must be of beauty pageant age by now.

The busty women on Mars didn’t wear brass bikinis.

They were dressed in jewelry.

You’re thinking of the comic book Red Sonya, or Honi from Hagar the Horrible, or something.

That would be 14:19 (2:19 p.m.) Trump White House Time.