Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

:confused: The article says otherwise.

Twitter says Trump’s future tweets might come with warning labels

Not sure why “might” is mentioned in the headline when I’ve bolded:

Still debating how much incremental success I should place on this; it’s a start, I spose, and it might niggle slightly at Prez Micro-cock, making him think that it’s just the first (of hopefully many) steps in putting an ever-increasing muzzle on him.

Shouldn’t that be “Prez Myco-cock?”

Give him unlimited balls (GOLF BALLS) send him to a golf course driving range and do a Ground Hog Day on him. “Yes Mr. President, It’s Sunday”. It’s really our only hope.

A tweet from the last hour

wtaf?

Best reply:

“Hope this works out and you finally get his cell number”

“P.S. Mandy says that Brian told her that you relly like me. If you relly like me, put an X here and pass this note back”

Did his twitterhea with the soccer player get covered?

Please, someone, stop giving phones to three-year-olds.

I’d like to get thump’s cell number. And I don’t mean his phone.

Orange Numbnuts is on a roll this morning. 13 tweets in the last two hours including this gem:

**A big subject today at the White House Social Media Summit will be the tremendous dishonesty, bias, discrimination and suppression practiced by certain companies. We will not let them get away with it much longer. The Fake News Media will also be there, but for a limited period…
…The Fake News is not as important, or as powerful, as Social Media. They have lost tremendous credibility since that day in November, 2016, that I came down the escalator with the person who was to become your future First Lady. When I ultimately leave office in six…
…years, or maybe 10 or 14 (just kidding), they will quickly go out of business for lack of credibility, or approval, from the public. That’s why they will all be Endorsing me at some point, one way or the other. Could you imagine having Sleepy Joe Biden, or @AlfredENeuman99,…
…or a very nervous and skinny version of Pocahontas (1000/24th), as your President, rather than what you have now, so great looking and smart, a true Stable Genius! Sorry to say that even Social Media would be driven out of business along with, and finally, the Fake News Media!
**

“So great looking and smart”…“1000/24th”.

One thing is not like the other. :smack::smack::smack:

This whole things is just :eek:

You would think he would know when he announced his candidacy…

…and be a little better at fractions.

“Don’t vote for Pochahontas, she is more Indian than 41 Native Americans.”

Among his many other accomplishments, 45 can also take credit for being the first troll president of the USA. Well done.

Melania’s “Be Best” anti-bullying campaign is really making a noticeable difference in the country.

The Wharton school didn’t really cover fractions. I guess the only math needed for that school is to be able to count your daddy’s money.

Right. Social media - regular Janes and Joes that recognize what a deranged asshole he is, is the problem. And he’s gonna put a stop to that by shutting them up.

Honestly, I don’t understand how his supporters can read those tweets and still continue to support him. Those aren’t the communications of a healthy mind- hell, it’s just flat-out embarrassing to know that someone who communicates like that represents us to the rest of the world.

He’s totally pwning the libtards!

Even FOX News is calling it bizarre

Trump rails against ‘Fake News’ in bizarre tirade, warns industry will fold when he leaves office

This is the answer anytime someone asks “How can people still support him after <whatever>?”