Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

That’s MSN, right? I mean, it’s there in the URL…

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-rails-against-fake-news-in-bizarre-tirade-warns-industry-will-fold-when-he-leaves-office/ar-AAEb8Zx?li=BBnb7Kz

On the other hand, there is this…

Never mind, found the original:

What was the deal about the reference to AlfredENeuman99? Is there a Democrat running for President that Trump refers to as Alfred E. Neuman?

Pete Buttigieg, and while they’re not doppelgangers, I can see a slight resemblance.

Pete Buttigieg.

I really don’t think he does. It’s just all a big warm pile of swirling memories in his brain.

Ordinary people are either not paying attention or just see it as trolling his political opponents. They don’t care. They don’t see the danger - the danger that American democracy is about to collapse.

I read something like that and don’t feel pwned… does that somehow make it even more devastating?

I mean, I am a libtard, right? I need to go think on this… doubting my own identity… holy fuck, he IS pwning me!

Hey, Trump reads (air quotes) MAD magazine! I wonder how pissed he is that they’re folding?

LOL, Dotard deleted it, fixed the fraction and a wrong @, and then reposted the stupid thing.

I don’t think he gets how this works. How any of this works.

Yet he still thinks he did the famous escalator descent with Melania in November 2016.

“Nervous and skinny”? WT actual F? Of all the things to obsess/ focus/ slam your opponents about – that’s how he sees Elizabeth Warren?

Well, it’s a pile of warm, swirling something.

He’s done that at least three times now (once for 2016 and twice for 2020) so he’s having trouble keeping them straight.

Here’s the true Stable Genius.

The Champion of Trump mockery has addressed the “stable genius” issue as well:

I keep telling people: Pete Buttigiegisn’t Alfred E Neuman. He’s the Onceler.

He doesn’t like thin people. He sees himself as “large and imposing,” where the rest of us see “obese slob.”

“MAD Magazine, with their great founder, Neumann, who I call ‘Mad Alf’. Sounds like elf. One of the best words. The very best. Of course Elf’s magazine is folding. It folds every month. That’s the fun. You get a page wiith something on it. I don’t know what it is. Then you fold it. Pow! You got Crooked Hilary or Cowardly McCain. It’s great. I told Alf what a great idea that was. He should thank me. If the FAKE News keeps lying about him, I’ll cancel their broadcast licenses. You can’t make fun of REAL Americans. Lock them up!”

So, Trump went back to the good old ‘stable genius’. He is going to milk that well dry if he keeps going to it.

Maybe it’s just me, but Twitter seems to be down right now. If this is global and not just my settings, we may have an out here. I mean, Trump will have a stroke if Twitter bites the bullet.