Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

Have you ever met a Labrador?

Or could get behind that last one, assuming it is natural causes.

Donald Trump would wear feathers to an Amish funeral if he thought he could get a photo op out of it.

He did seem rather put out about McCain’s funeral.

I really want to see the 2021 Nobel Peace Prize go to the Democratic nominee / next President, and to hear a subsequent report of the Dotard angrily smashing the screen when he saw the news and losing his prison TV lounge privileges as a result.

People familiar with how financial dealings work have proposed the theory that Epstein’s wealth is based on trapping marks in pedophilic honeypots and forcing them to make “investments” that give Epstein a fat cut.

I honestly don’t understand how that obese sedentary bad-tempered elderly junk food junkie made it this far. Somebody down there must like him, or at least be doing his infernal best to delay the day when he’ll arrive to lower the tone of Hell.

This.

So he can say they treated him like “a rock star”. When the truth is, most didn’t want to have anything to do with him.

An article I read, sorry, no cite, said that a number of the injured that declined Trump visits did so out of “the severity of the injuries” Some did flat out refuse to have a Trump visit. They were so desperate for a grateful response that two patients who had already left the hospital came back, with their famililes, so they could get the pictures with Trump.

Smart.

I think this is exactly right. Won’t someone please think of the poor demons. The devil must be saying, “Jesus*, it’s bad enough that I have to spend eternity with my lower body encased in ice, listening to the wailing of the damned and with nothing to drink but light beer, but damn, I have to put up with that fucker too!”

*) Obviously in this case, Lucifer would be using it as a first name and not an expletive.

So I have read.

Trump:

  • Dumb as the day is long on an Alaskan summer.
  • Narcissistic as can be.
  • An ego as fragile as a mirrored disco ball.
  • Wealthy. How wealthy no one knows. Money that just disappears is common.
  • Shady as a rain forest.
  • Has a thing for younger women.

In other words. A perfect mark for Epstein. But then, we all know this. Did it happen? We may never know.

I don’t know why, after everything he’s ever done, but this picture is sort of knocking me for a loop this morning: https://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2019/08/09/donald-melania-trump-el-paso-orphaned-baby-photo-newday-sot.cnn
I feel like making it into a little sign, and then every time one of my relatives says something Trump-supporting, I’ll just hold up the sign. What is wrong with this “man”? I can’t even

From the link.

Poor phrasing or subconscious wishful thinking?

That baby was brought back to the hospital for this fucking photo-op.

The people caring for the baby are Trump supporters, so that’s why this child was brought back for the photo op. Just to add context.

What an honor!

Sign number infinity of just how fucked up the current world is: someone on Reddit said they gave the baby a MAGA onesie and I couldn’t tell if it was a joke.

I’ll give a bazillion DoperDollars to anyone who can provide a photo of Trump hugging a Mexican. Half a bazillion if he’s just shaking hands.

Can we agree to give dotard all the awards in exchange for his resignation? An Oscar, the Nobel, an Emmy, a Peabody, the Skokie over-60 softball league trophy, the Palme d’Or, the…

How would the find one that would fit him…, oh you meant the actual baby, not president baby.