Next up, a trip to Mississippi for a thumb’s up photo-op with the children who are sobbing because their parents have been arrested in preparation for deportation.
Are you eligible for a Darwin award if you have already had kids, but half of them are in jail, and the other half are social pariahs who will never be given a chance for a relationship?
We can bend the rules for him this time, I think.
Meme idea:
Remember many years ago, the memes of a USC cheerleader inserted into historic tragedies?
Picture Trump giving a thumbs up in front of the Hindenburg, or the Crucifixion. You get the idea.
I heard the baby actually tried desperately to say “keep me the fuck away from that asshole Trump”, but they shut him up and took him anyway.
Is there a betting pool on how soon that happens? Now that you’ve mentioned it, I can’t believe it won’t.
The only way I’m on board with giving Trump awards for leaving office early is if the awards specifically state that the award is granted for his service to the world by leaving office early. If he agrees to that, I’m (gulp) even on board with a Nobel prize.
Shoot, if I had any idea how to do it I’d get started on it myself.
Just for laughs, give him the Literature one.
But make sure it’s spelled “Literachure” and see if he ever catches on.
Okay, this took me about 2 minutes, not that great, but it made me chuckle.
Very good!
Huh. I know that as a line from a Spanish-language song, “Dama, dama” by Cecilia. Wonder what’s the actual origin.
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Ditto. Thanks, k9bfriender.
If you shared it on Twitter, post a link and I’ll ‘like’ it (or whatever Twitter calls it).
Awkward!
Sorry, I share old-school, by email. At least I don’t fax cartoons to people anymore. 
Hugging a Mexican man, shaking hands with a Mexican man.
Alice Roosevelt Longworth said it about her father, Teddy Roosevelt.
If you wanted to be extremely offensive, you could have him giving two thumbs-up to the drowned father and daughter.