Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

I guess he does sometimes

Most recently Juan Williams.

A *white *man? No. He has a separate glossary of terms for them-- loser, nut job, sleepy Joe, crazy, joke, lyin’. See this list(from May 2019) for a compendium.

And millions of people still take this man seriously…? Unbelievable. :smack:

Probably nearing Ludwig II of Barvaria status.

Geez, if he wants to buy an island, Epstein’s place is coming on the market as soon as the estate paperwork gets settled. It’s bound to be a lot cheaper, and he already knows his way around…

Kumquat SCROTUS ramblings brings on this earworm:

youtu.be/pRsekFYkCDM

:eek:

Emphasis mine.

Dipshit doesn’t know how to link tweets, so just going to send you to his account:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump

Fuck’s sake. Can anyone even imagine for a second the shitstorm that would have ensued if any other president had “ordered” all American companies to do anything?

I know ironic detachment is cool and all, but the man’s clearly got either the beginnings of dementia or such an overwhelming array of personality disorders as to add up to the same thing. He would have been removed from any position of authority he held in any other job by now.

Dear Donald,
Your ORDERS are useful as toilet paper, so they have worth.
Fuck Off

Let me guess, he posted that at 11:00 a.m. eastern time?

I didn’t check his Twitter account, I checked when the DJIA started falling.

Yup! DJIA down around 500pts since the tweets. People are realizing he’s not going anywhere and nobody trusts him.

Oh, and China upped the stakes in the trade war again. These tweets were in response to that.

Sure sounds like the president is ordering a government takeover of private industry. I think there’s a word for that that rhymes with “schmocialism”, though that word has apparently lost all meaning.

If you* have ever said any complaints about a “command economy”, then you have to either admit that you have always been lying, or you need to completely oppose Trump. (Or option 3, continue being a lying hypocrite, I suppose that will actually be the most common choice.)
*not “you”, you.

I knew he had a sense of humor!

Hey, I don’t know how to link tweets. :frowning:

That actually is pretty funny. Unfortunately, the follow up line is “No seriously, the market dropped 700 points because I keep throwing monkey wrenches into global markets.”

Buried within that thread of Tweets.

I’d dearly love to see the (make sure you’re sitting down before you read on) evidence Tan the Conman has for his assertions there.

Didn’t a court rule that the clown’s tweets are considered official communication? So, he’s now back to thinking he’s the Pharoah of America. He thinks that “So shall it be written, so shall it be done” is all that it takes, à la the Pharoah in Cecil B. DeMille’s The Ten Commandments.

Yep. anyone who supports Trump is someone who has effectively disavowed any semblance of respect for our constitution, not to mention they are pissing on the teachings of Christianity they say they uphold.

On the plus side, he’s not typing “hear by” anymore.

That’s why I coined — though I’d be astonished if I were the first/only to think of it — Trumpankhamen.

All that stuff about loving your neighbor and giving to the poor is a pile of bushwa added by liberals to corrupt the real teachings of Jesus. But not to worry, Andrew Schlafly — son of Phyllis, blessings be upon her — is on the case, and the Conservative Bible Project will purge all such abominations and restore the Bible to its pristine form. Any day now. And I’m sure he’d be eternally (heh) grateful for any and all financial assistance.

A la Hogan’s Heroes and those wacky Nazis.