Aside from the sucking chest wound, I’m having a pretty good morning.
Fuck off.
Does that mean Comedy + Tragedy = Time?
No, but Tragedy - Comedy = Wednesday
Mathematically it means time=0.
Surely this guy must be working for the Democrats
Take heed lest any man deceive you: For many shall come in my name, saying, I am Christ; and shall deceive many. And when ye shall hear of wars and rumours of wars, be ye not troubled: for such things must needs be; but the end shall not be yet. For nation shall rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom: and there shall be earthquakes in divers places, and there shall be famines and troubles: these are the beginnings of sorrows. (Mark 13:5)
Trump has just told reporters that “I am the Chosen One”, referring to how he is the only one who can win a trade war with China. Because China has (strangely) “ripped off” the USA by selling 500 billion worth of goods.
I would not be the least surprised if Tan the Conman actually is going for having all cars propelled “Flintstones” style.
And He didst look to the Heavens when He didst say it.
No, really.
I’m starting to think that being born wealthy doesn’t qualify a person for much of anything, no less the presidency.
So is he full Caligula yet, or merely at Elagabulus levels?
Eric *kinda *looks like a barnyard animal, sure, but AFAIK he hasn’t been appointed Senator yet.
I know I feel that way about Freddy Got Fingered…
No the rotten bastard knows his “base” will believe anything. He counts on it, and they never disappoint him.
She told him “NO” and the fucking snowflake couldn’t handle it.
This.
I saw a headline that said Trump called the Danish PM “nasty”… I didn’t realize the PM was a woman before that, but that was definitely a tip-off. Does he ever refer to a man as “nasty”?
(LOL, autocorrect wanted to correct “nasty” to “masturbate”. Glad I caught that!)
Men who disagree with him, or, who he feels threatened by are, “weak”.
And companies who don’t do what he wants are “failing.”