Maybe he could try to buy Grand Fenwick or Pottsylvania or Latveria or Kasnia or something instead.
Ruritania or no deal.
Nah, let’s do Latveria. I would LOVE to see Doc Doom get his (large and manly) hands on the short-fingered vulgarian.
Either that, or trap him for all eternity in a tiny room with the accursed Richards, which would surely be hell for both of them.
Trump has cancelled a planned visit to Denmark, because they won’t let him buy Greenland:
He can’t understand it. He told them there was no reason for concern. Mexico would be paying for it!
Republicans have put a brain damaged man in the White House. Fuck you to all Trump supporters. Fuck right the fuck off.
Elbonia. Scott Adams would be honoured.
Accidentally posted this to the Clusterfuck thread when I meant to post it here:
Trump toady toadyism/Trump braggadocio of the day (so far):
So, he just compared himself to Jesus.
Might call Cornyn and Cruz, ask them why they support a blasphemer.
And his minions get all offended when I call Him their Messiah.
My proposal to the politically correct Automobile Companies would lower the average price of a car to consumers by more than $3000, while at the same time making the cars substantially safer. Engines would run smoother. Very little impact on the environment! Foolish executives!
Politically correct Automobile Companies?
I have so many questions about this tweet. I’m guessing coal-fueled steam engines are part of this proposal.
Better cars at a lower price. I guess the guy really did go to business school. That’s brilliant.
With this Greenland bit, I hVe to say, I have never enjoyed an American President this much, in my lifetime.
Please re-elect him.
Yeah, I’m gonna go with no. Every single day. EVERY. SINGLE. FREAKIN. DAY. there’s something new which breaks my brain just a little bit. I’m beginning to think of this as the “Hold my beer” presidency.
If one can look past all the tragedy, then one will see that the Trump Administration is actually a very funny comedy.
I think you meant to say ‘clean coal-fueled steam engines.’
Comedy = tragedy + time.
I look forward to looking back at this time and laughing. Hopefully starting January 2021.
But, no, we can not reelect him just so the rest of the world gets to keep laughing at us.
Tragedy = comedy + time.
This also seems to be true…
Of course! Only the best, hand-scrubbed coal. Hand-cleaning coal = MORE JOBS in WV. MAGA!!!