Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

Are we to the point where it can be called a cult?

If Trump ever does hold a Flavor Aid ceremony, his marks will be elbowing each other out of the way to be the first to take a slurp from their MAGA hat.

Well, the faith of the Midwestern farmers, hurt by the tariffs, is starting get a little shaky.

Fine, just don’t call them ‘stupid’.

What about “deliberately ignorant”?

It’s all Obama’s fault… somehow…

If this is easier than admitting that they fucked up royally, they will take this path.

I’ll help keep it orderly; wouldn’t want any of these folks to get hurt before they have a chance to kill themselves for a good cause.

Well, he might be a bit more motivated than usual to pay off the loans, if they were made by Russian oligarchs. Those guys will defenestrate you for non-payment.

For some reason, he tweeted out satellite imagery or Iran. There is speculation that the blacked out part on the top left is likely the classification status of the image, and that much of the detail of the image itself gives Iran information about our capabilities and knowledge of the site.

Not to mention, that the flash in the center of the image sure gives me the impression that someone is just taking cell phone pics of classified material and tweeting it out.

I’ve long assumed that this was Jared’s main daily occupation. How else could he be expected to make a buck?

Oh, for christ’s sake.

The original tweet:

And everyone points out that Alabama is not in danger. Does Trump just let it go?

Didn’t play my whole sentence or statement. It’s right there in your tweet. He is such a fucking asshole. (That just can’t be said enough.)

If more than ten seconds had passed since the tweet, then he already forgot what he said. Can’t be expected to remember everything! :dubious:

Maybe he got Alabama and Bahamas confused.

Quite plausible.

By Jove, I think you’re right! Many of the same letters. Who knew spelling mixed with geography could be so hard?

He also said it to reporters at the White House, and at a press conference. Maybe he completely forgot about the tweet. Um…And the fact that all of them were false.

I think he just started naming southern states. Sort of surprised he didn’t include South Dakota.

Butt-Hurt Trump just can’t let it go:

I don’t understand, if Alabama was going to be hit or grazed, and it wasn’t, does that mean Trump was wrong about something? But he’s saying he’s right about being wrong? Or was he wrong about being right?

Man, it must be tough to keep all these lies straight.