President Sharpie just tweeted two more supporting his “Alabama was going to get hit and I am right!”. One of them forecasted Alabama could’ve been slammed with brutal 10-20MPH winds. Wow, did they ever get lucky to avoid that certain destruction!
- ‘Alabama was going to get hit!’
- Alabama was not hit.
Therefore, 3. ‘I am right!’ is false. He is not right.*
*Note different meanings for ‘He is not right’.
Trump’s insanity can now be sung in the Dorian mode.
There’s a rapper going by the stage name Dorian. Maybe he’ll dis on Trup in his next song.
Alabamans should immediately stock up on water, fuel, and kites.
If I lived down there, I’d start selling “Alabama Hurricane Survivor” T-shirts. But they might be too expensive due to the tariff.
And I suspect all of this started because his phone autocorrected Bahamas to Alabama, he probably missed the “B” when he was typing and it changed it to Alabama. But he won’t admit that he was wrong, of course. Cofeve all over again.
I think he just looked at an early Cone of Uncertainty that did include Alabama, and never bothered to update his information before tweeting. And, of course, once he made his mistake he has to go all in defending his earlier statement…because to admit he was wrong is not an option.
Maybe someone should start a GoFundMe to help Alabama, the latest victim of the president’s stupidity.
Self-inflicted, if you ask me. Tan the Conman carried that state in 2016.
There’s also the possibility this is a political calculation by Trump; he does have feral political cunning. I think Trump tweeted the other day that he cares about Alabama’s peril and The Fake News does not. Apparently, his approval ratings are near their max in Alabama:
Trump’s All About The Base, But He Likely Needs More Than That — Here’s Why
Of course, the simplest explanation may just be Trump’s a narcissistic imbecile who can’t ever admit he’s wrong.
The longest news cycle of the Trump Presidency gains another day…
Only a crazy person capitalizes the word “crazy” in the middle of a sentence.
Oh, it’s worse than that. He made a Homeland Security Advisory (a general, no less) put out a statement taking all the blame on himself.
Why are people willing to do this? It’s mind boggling.
Looks like Trump is finally putting this whole Alabama thing behind him.
Jake Tapper responds:
Wow. Did you see the tweets from some of the trumpeters there? They’re not even in the same fucking universe as Reality.
Yeah, and they have a label: Republicans. We know all about them. They’re legendary dumb fucks. They drool out of their mouths *and *slip on it.
:stretch: We have them here. :yawn: