Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

This comment is pretty funny:

Trump: “Waaaa! Reporters are being mean to me!”

What a childish snowflake.

Trump says two Washington Post reporters shouldn’t be allowed at the White House

“DISGUSTING & FAKE”? More psychological projection from an incompetent Trump–a disgusting person and fake business success.

The Washington Post story:

Trump’s lost summer: Aides claim victory, but others see incompetence and intolerance

And this story was before the hurricane and the narrow escape of Alabama.

The truth hurts and Trump can’t face it, so he invents this alternative reality where he’s always right and successful.

Most of this Rick Wilson article is behind a paywall, but the opening paragraphs are an instant classic:

KIM JONG DON

Donald Trump Enters the Eccentric Dictator Phase of His Presidency
Laws? Elections? In the Dear Leader universe, these are mere echoes of the weak, corrupt past. And the facts are whatever he says they are.

“Toupee worms”, “wee noggin”. Haha! I’m stealing.

I’ve looked all over the net. How are the hurricane victims of Alabama doing?

They’re gonna make it. They’re getting tons of support from people in Bowling Green. I understand the government of Nambia is sending an aid package.

The devastation is so bad for the rescue crews that the closer they get, the further they fall. Some get pushed over the edge, in no time at all.

They play New Mexico State today; it will be ugly. Pray for the Aggies.

Ahem … the country is NAMIBIA!!!

Sinsearley,
donald dump

:smiley:

nm

Secret meetings with the Taliban in camp David y’all. Cancelled by Fearful Leader:

Fondue sets?

That has GOT to be utter crap, right? :confused: The Taliban at Camp Fucking David??

To celebrate the anniversary of September 11th.

Of course, it’s crap. Consider the source. The only question is from which fuck up he’s trying to steer the “fake media” away. Maybe he’s tired of hearing about Alabama.

He probably should stop bringing it up.

::golf clap::

There are some rather…odd comments from the magats/trumpeters/fucking deluded jackasses there about why it’s such a great thing. And there are some mighty fine comements from people acquainted with reality. My favorite is this one:

My immediate thought on reading that was:

Yes, total crap. Everyone knows they had a non-refundable reservation at the Trump International Hotel in D.C.

I wish the media was reporting Fake News. It would make all those reports that refer to Donald Trump as the President a lot easier to take.