Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

[Siam_Sam]

@Darren_Garrison

Respond Kennedy and Lincoln: “Our minds are blown.”

As does Bill Clinton.

Oh, wait, “minds”? Ah, disregard.

[Sherrerd]

@Celidin

My god, did he really repeat the "Honest Abe … hat … tough to beat line three times in a row? Is he trying to come up with a new “Head on! Apply directly to the forehead!” commercial?

I think we should consider the possibility that those “Head On!” commercials were a satanic plot to soften American brains in advance of the 2016 election.

It would explain how 63 million people actually filled in that bubble next to “Donald J. Trump,” anyway…

[Smapti]

@Loser Donald

Can you imagine if these Do Nothing Democrat Savages, people like Nadler, Schiff, AOC Plus 3, and many more, had a Republican Party who would have done to Obama what the Do Nothings are doing to me. Oh well, maybe next time!

“What the Do Nothings are doing to me” is certainly one of the most interesting turns of phrase this senile idiot has farted out.

[enipla]

@Sherrerd

I think we should consider the possibility that those “Head On!” commercials were a satanic plot to soften American brains in advance of the 2016 election.

It would explain how 63 million people actually filled in that bubble next to “Donald J. Trump,” anyway…

“Head On!” needed a disclaimer -

[sub]Do not apply with a rigging axe.[/sub]

[Fiveyearlurker]

Trump has been desperately retweeting anyone who agrees with him the past few days, including accidentally retweeting from a parody twitter account devoted to making fun of hisfear of sharks. One might think that this would cause concern among those counting on this man’s ability to appropriately vet information, but it won’t.

[dasmoocher]

@Fiveyearlurker

Trump has been desperately retweeting anyone who agrees with him the past few days, including accidentally retweeting from a parody twitter account devoted to making fun of hisfear of sharks. One might think that this would cause concern among those counting on this man’s ability to appropriately vet information, but it won’t.

But…but, Trump knows more about everything than anyone so he doesn’t need to vet info–he knows it already. Just ask him. Or, don’t; he’ll tell you himself.

[Fiveyearlurker]

The president of the United States is threatening to have members of Congress executed.https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1178442762284404736

[Ukulele_Ike]

@Fiveyearlurker

The president of the United States is threatening to have members of Congress executed.https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1178442762284404736

I’m sorry, I can’t access the vulgarian’s twitter account. What did he actually say?

[Jack_Batty]

A three tweet jubilee, if you will:

Like every American, I deserve to meet my accuser, especially when this accuser, the so-called “Whistleblower,” represented a perfect conversation with a foreign leader in a totally inaccurate and fraudulent way. Then Schiff made up what I actually said by lying to Congress…

His lies were made in perhaps the most blatant and sinister manner ever seen in the great Chamber. He wrote down and read terrible things, then said it was from the mouth of the President of the United States. I want Schiff questioned at the highest level for Fraud & Treason…

…In addition, I want to meet not only my accuser, who presented SECOND & THIRD HAND INFORMATION, but also the person who illegally gave this information, which was largely incorrect, to the “Whistleblower.” Was this person SPYING on the U.S. President? Big Consequences!

[Ukulele_Ike]

Oh. Full of shit he is, then.

I was hoping he straight-out called for public hangings.

[Monty]

Isn’t there anyone, anyone at all, in Tan the Conman’s retinue/clique/conspiracy-of-fools who can tell him the actual definition of treason?

[Sherrerd]

@Monty

Isn’t there anyone, anyone at all, in Tan the Conman’s retinue/clique/conspiracy-of-fools who can tell him the actual definition of treason?

Oh, come on. He knows the definition of treason is anything that displeases me or makes me look bad.

He’s not going to start using a different dictionary at this point in the proceedings.

[Ludovic]

@Monty

Isn’t there anyone, anyone at all, in Tan the Conman’s retinue/clique/conspiracy-of-fools who can tell him the actual definition of treason?

I thought this sentence was going to end with “turbulent priest”.

[running_coach]

@Sherrerd

Oh, come on. He knows the definition of treason is anything that displeases me or makes me look bad.

He’s not going to start using a different dictionary at this point in the proceedings.

He uses a dictionary? Wouldn’t that require reading?

[jshore]

@Jack_Batty

A three tweet jubilee, if you will:

I just tweeted at him:

Which part of “in not so many words, this is the essence of what the President communicates…” is too difficult for you to understand?

Trump and these folks trying to defend Trump by attacking Schiff are truly morons of the highest order.

[El_Kabong]

@jshore

Trump and these folks trying to defend Trump by attacking Schiff are truly morons of the highest order.

Lowest order, perhaps.

[bobot]

When faced with the choice of who to vote for for President, they went with Donald Motherfucking Trump. So yeah, rocks in head like nobody’s business.

[raventhief]

@jshore

I just tweeted at him:

Trump and these folks trying to defend Trump by attacking Schiff are truly morons of the highest order.

All of them, starting with “in,” “so,” “this,” and god help us all, the multisyllabic “communicates.”

[jasg]

Every patriotic American should stand and say

“No, I’m the whistleblower!”

[Johnny_L.A]

I’m the whistleblower!

And so is my wife!