Whether or not “LYNCHING” is apt, you have to admit Trump is a strange fruit.
Maybe we need to start counting his WTF moments in moles rather than units.
How long until he locks himself in the Presidential bunker, poisons his dog and tops himself, you guys think ?
Infinite, since he doesn’t have a dog. Which I think is good news for all dogs, really.
No dog would have him.
More likely he’ll lock himself in the Presidential bunker, poison Rudy Giuliani, and top himself. :dubious:
Poisoning’s too good for Roody. Want to see him hanging from his heels in Union Square, like Mussolini.
— Uke, longtime New Yorker
Acceptable.
I seriously doubt he’s got the stones to top himself, and I’d rather see him alive and miserable anyway.
Epic
I… I… I can’t even:
I know we have somebody here who speaks Trump, and rather fluently. Anyone know who that soul is, and can you ask him to come here to decipher the above? It’s like this medieval codex, just barely on the forefront of recognition…
It looks like the second half of a tweet he forgot to send the first part of, and as usual, he’s calling back on “that was a joke” as he often does when he says something batshit crazy (e.g. “I’m the chosen one”), and hoping his slack-jawed followers don’t stop to think about how nobody laughed, he wasn’t smiling, and the fact that he doesn’t appear to even understand the concept of humor.
I really got a kick out of this map on that link.
Smapti and I have both been posting mock Trump tweets (and those are obviously mock so no violations of board rules on quoting or even of plagiarism. They’re pretty damn close to what Tan the Conman posts though.
Smapti is far better at it than I.
I think I can translate. See, Colorado shares a border with New Mexico and since we have to keep the Mexicans out, the wall will prevent any Mexicans (old OR new) from getting into our country.
I mean realistically speaking, he’s more likely to lock himself in the Presidential bunker, poison Eric, top Giuliani and then blame the fake news media for doing it. But y’know. It’s just that I couldn’t read that tweet about human scum without “Das war ein **BEFEHL **!” immediately running through my admittedly addled, spent-too-much-time-on-the-internet brain.
The sentence just before, he was talking about the wall on the border in New Mexico. I’m guessing he remembered that since he was speaking in Colorado, he wall must be on the border between New Mexico and Colorado.
There is a logic there. I’m not saying it’s a good logic, but there is a logic.
He was speaking in Pittsburgh, though.
Y’know, that might be the key to this whole mess. He doesn’t speak in any known human language, but in Pittsburgh, some weird proto-language that spontaneously pops into the speech centers of his cranium whenever he sees a microphone. We can only hope for the emergence of a Rosetta Stone of some kind to enable us to unlock the secrets of that twisted, America-hating psyche.
I suggest that we start by checking their catalog, under “P.”
He barges into young ladies’ dressing rooms. Nothing fruity about Donny Two-scoops. Strange, OTOH.
I love how every time Trump says something unbelievably stupid or ignorant, the go-to defense on Twitter from his MAGAbots and their inferior human counterparts is still that he’s a master string-puller who deliberately fucked up just to rile up the libs and the press. When he strokes out on live TV, it’ll be “President Trump made his brains leak out of his nostrils and the fake news media lost their MINDS!!! LOL!!”
(It’s a Billie Holiday song about lynching. It’s heavy. The “fruit” is hanging from trees.)
My gf was on the phone with some customer service rep and they’d reached a stalemate in their discussion. My gf dropped an F bomb, then immediately apologized, explaining, “the orange shitgibbon is in Pittsburgh and I’m dealing with the traffic”.
The CSR laughed, made a similar anti-Trump statement, then gave my gf more than she was asking for.