Finally a politician that can bring us all together.
What’s that thing on top of his head, then? :dubious:
A piece of very old, nylon 6-6 shag carpeting.
Camouflaged brain slug.
Must be dying by now.
It starved to death years ago and the stuff that looks like hair is just threads of mold growing on it.
The better half of the whole package.
Yinz don’t know what yinz’re talkin’ about n’at…jagoffs!
But there isn’t any stuff that looks like hair. 
Someone said it on the SDMB, so can’t take credit, but it looks like someone pissed in a cotton candy machine and made a toupee.
Tim Apple could not be reached for comment
That was half an hour ago and he hasn’t tweeted since.
Maybe he’s going to announce that Melania had sex with him for the first time in 3 years.
I hope he didn’t press the buttons on the nuclear football.
Laces out!
She was bound to forget to lock the saferoom door eventually.
I guess the Ex-Lax worked.
Over an hour. Heart attack? He would tweet about it before calling 911…
NBC on Facebook (so I can’t link) says there’ll be an announcement tomorrow at 9am.
What a clown.
Hour and a half now…
Love the guesses so far. Like…
OK, so what’s happening tomorrow that he’s trying to distract attention from?