Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

His investigators finally came back from Hawaii with information about Obama’s birth certificate?

Probably this:

WaPo columnist Josh Rogin thinks it has something to do with Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi being killed or captured.

Imagine if vaguebooking was around during WWII.

Franklin D. Roosevelt
@RealFDR August 5, 1945 • 7:09 pm
Wait’ll y’all see what I just did!

Looks like ISIS head al-Baghdadi has been killed.

Pontius Pilate
@GovPilate April IX, XXXIII • 1:10 pm
Yo some shit’s going down around golgatha, don’t blame me.

That would have been fake news, seeing as FDR died several months earlier.

Better make sure he shows us both ears and the tail.

:smack:

Should’ve been @RealHarryS

Well, that could be good news, but IMHO it would have been better when ISIS was going down, but now that many have pointed out that they are regrouping, thanks to Trump’s fumbling, the death of the leader could be considered martyrdom for those regrouping sick terrorists and continue fighting.

Still, points are points, I had Baghdadi on my death pool list. :slight_smile:

And the people who chastised Obama for “taking the credit” for Osama bin Laden will cheer Trump when he claims he did it all by hisself armed with nothing but a box cutter.

Well, tweets had to go by Parcel Post back then.

Yep.

Donald Trump, a couple of weeks ago: “I defeated the caliphate. When I came, the caliphate was all over the place. I defeated the caliphate, ISIS…

Donald Trump, last week: “I captured ISIS. Mattis said it would take two years. I captured them in one month.”

Paul Waldman, Washington Post opinion writer:

Because Obama would never have said something like that? Oh, wait…

I realize this is an opaque semantic quibble that I would forgive someone who hasn’t spent 5+ years studying linguistics for not noticing at first glance ; but I would like to point out to you that the words “I” and “We” are, in fact, different words that encompass different nuances of meaning.
You disingenuous hack.

:confused: Obama said, “We got him.”

Now is the time to note that Trump made several tweets like this:

Well, his main squeeze, Kim Jong Il hit five holes in one on his very first golf game. He had to come up with something or turn in his Bestest at Everything card.

One of those words is twice as long as the other. That’s quite a margin of error!

Correction: We would like to point out…