This is an excellent idea. Not only for the ‘justice for the swindled’ aspect, but for the ‘Trump richly deserves torture, and nothing would torture him like this’ aspect.
Trump as the Apprentice : Season one - Watch as President Donald Trump attempts to navigate the red tape and bureaucracy of government to attempt to get a Library Card.
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[li]See his attempts to locate a library in real time! [/li][li]See him navigate to the customer service counter. [/li][li]Watch as REAL librarians attempt to explain what books are![/li][/ul]
If Donald completes these tasks, next season is promising to be special as he attempts to buy a pair shoes WITHOUT IVANCA TO GUIDE HIM!
I’d prefer a program along the lines of, *“Watch the newest inmate learn to navigate the ins and outs of prison life! Currency! Etiquette! Sharing and taking turns! Personal hygiene! It’s like kindergarten, except a mistake can cost you a body part!”
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I like that.
Trump with a predictable reaction to the Roger Stone verdict.
Mueller? Really?
Well, if we’re going to put liars in jail, you know who has to move to the head of the line, amirite?
It’s just blather. It’s like overhearing a drunk asshole at the end of the bar.
I think Trump would LOVE prison. Seriously. He’s the Ultimate Criminal of Criminals. He would be the King of the Cellblock, The Grand Czar of Alcatraz. He would have willing servants to wait on him hand and foot. If the prison attempted to give him a work assignment, there would be multiple inmates vying to do it for him. The entire prison population would make it their prime mission to get him anything he wanted.
I’m basing this off accounts I’ve read of Bernie Madoff’s and Jordan Belfort’s ( the Wolf of Wall Street) prison time. I imagine Trumps experience would be like theirs on steroids.
This has even breached Ken Starr’s partisan wall.
I suspect that he’ll be convicted of various financial crimes, but unlikely to be sent to prison. I can see him under house arrest in some remaining property that hasn’t been foreclosed due to bankruptcy. But even if sentenced to prison, he’s unlikely to be surrounded by hardened violent offenders. He’d be popular with the country club prison population, though. It’s not often you get to serve time with a failed president.
Is there a text-only version of this item?
It’s been all over the news, bet it’d be easy to find.
He might be better off in a clean-kitchen well-maintained bedbug-free Club Fed.
Trump [tweets] he will ‘strongly consider’ testifying in impeachment probe - like hell he will!
He also said he was eager for an interview with Robert Mueller, and repeatedly promised to release his tax returns.
“Poor judgement”?? The fucker has an Army and he threatened a woman with the full might and power of the President’s office.
Christ, what a weenie.
And Ken Starr wrote letters pleading for leniency for a child rapist, as well as protected rapists and harassed their victims while he was at Baylor.
Calling Trump’s behavior “an error in judgement” makes it sound like somebody got confused about ATMs work and wound up robbing the bank instead.
Just wanted to highlight this:
That’s got to set some sort of record for well-poisoning. I count at least ten insults in just the first sentence. Also, after complaining for weeks about a supposed lack of due process, now he seems to be complaining that there IS due process.
“Word salad” no longer seems adequate for this sort of thing; more like word mousse.
That’s got Scavino written all over it. Over the top insults and a big dropped pile of doo-doo to chew on? A smoke screen while they finish scraping out the inside of Trump’s head at Walter Reed and they figure out what to do next, if you ask me.
I’ve always pictured the inside of his head as looking like theinside of a pumpkin. Warning: scary picture, may induce nightmares.
