Probably not as many seeds in Trump’s cranium.
I’m more than half convinced that the “thinking” is done by the entity on top of his head.
Absolutely. You think trump could come up with wordplay like “Deface The Nation”?
He actually tells the truth about the impeachment situation:
DJT: Day of your testimony, you might feel a slight sting. That’s pride fuckin’ with you. Fuck pride! Pride only hurts, it never helps. You fight through that shit. 'Cause a year from now, when you kicking it Trump Tower Moscow, you gonna say to yourself, “Donald Trump was right.”
Gordon: I got no problem with that, Mr. Trump.
DJT: On the 20th, your ass goes down. Say it.
Gordon: On the 20th, my ass goes down.
He could have been a contender. Instead of a bum. Which is what he is.
Except the drunk asshole in the bar eventually gets tossed out, or gets his ass kicked.
He is STILL trying to keep anyone from seeing his taxes. Why? Because he is guilty as all fuck - Russian money, fraud, laundering, tax evasion, etc etc etc.
After what … THREE courts turned down his attempts to hide his taxes (?), he STILL gets to fight and keep them locked away.
Rule of law? Doesn’t apply to him. WTF.
You’re a fuckin’ loudmouth!
They should listen to my wife’s phone calls. She keeps the volume so high I can take part in the call.
Goddamn Democrats, running around, fucking in the bushes.
But it’s been confirmed by the guy you were talking to. It’s like saying “don’t believe the Whistleblower” after you have confessed to the exact points the whistleblower was making.
When I read this:
I assumed it was one of those Doper specialties, a made-up-to-sound like him quotes, but FFS, the man actually tweeted that. Yikes.
I know this sounds like a tired joke, but I mean it sincerely. It may be on his twitter account, but I don’t believe for a second that Trump wrote it. It’s written and punctuated too coherently.
And its says “to no avail.” I agree, Trump didn’t write that.
I mean I was shocked that it was an authentic quote from his account, not a Doper parody (which are usually right on the nose).
“I have been watching people making phone calls my entire life. My hearing is, and has been, great. Never have I been watching a person making a call, which was not on speakerphone, and been able to hear or understand a conversation. I’ve even tried, but to no avail. Try it live!”
Where had you been for the past six hours? 
Hey, six hours is better than six decades. Like that article he posted yesterday on President Batista resigning and “some guy named… Fiddle? taking over”.