Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

She planned the whole thing in her emails!!

It is utterly ridiculous to think that Obama has some secret plan in place attempting to get Trump impeached. On the other hand, I hope he succeeds

Guess who they got this explosive information from? That’s right, “Nobel Peace Prize runner-up” Jim Garrow.

In order to be a Nobel peace prize runner-up, you only have to do one thing: Not receive the Nobel peace prize.

You just put your name in for consideration, they give you all the consideration you deserve (i.e., none), and you got yourself a meaningless title that’ll impress the rubes.

Regards,
Nobel Peace Prize runner-up Evil Economist

Jim Garrow also calls himself Dr. Jim Garrow. Did he get his degree on the internet? You know he did!

Regards,
Dr. Evil Economist

Well, I wish he’d started sooner.

I guess I know what I’m doing this weekend.

You’re already Time magazine’s person of the year (2006). Not receiving the Nobel peace prize will be an impressive addition to your credentials.

Yes indeed. Then I just need to pad the academic credentials with an online PhD and I, too, can create fake news and look fabulous while doing it! My new career as a spokesperson looms before me!

You could also get yourself ordained through the Universal Life Church. I did it years ago, and it absolved me of any sins that anyone might think I’ve committed, and I can absolve others. The great part is that, when I did it years ago, the fine print actually said “you are not required to believe this.”

Very cool. Spokesperson and wedding officiant. I am set!

Don’t forget the death lists too :eek:

I suspect that it can only be asymptotically approached, like Absolute Zero.

OOH! OOH! I KNOW THIS ONE!

The time was January 20, 2017, at 12:00 noon EST, right?

Somewhere, a Bald Eagle is shedding a silent tear.

Are you shitting me. I really feel this time he’s gone too far…the President of the United States just called the mainstream media, the free press, the bastion of our democracy, protected by the First Amendment: the enemy of the PEOPLE??? WT EVERLOVING F??

That’s what a demagogue does, and the fucksticks out there will eat that shit right up.

Notice he didn’t mention Fox Trump Ball Suckers … I mean Fox News.

It’s not a good look, to be perfectly honest. Your country and its institutions are strong enough to deal with this temporary, eh, aberration. I think. I hope.

“…were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter.”

  • Thomas Jefferson

Somebody should smack Trump over the head with this.

There really is no depth to which he will not stoop.

I remember well the cold shiver that went down my spine when he loudly, proudly, publicly entreated Russia to dig up and publish through Wikileaks Hillary’s “thirty thousand emails.” Couldn’t believe he got a pass from any segment of our citizenry then. Can’t believe he continues to get a pass from any segment of our citizenry now. It sickens me how ignorant so many are about the very foundations of our republic.

He’s a complete treasonous fuck and the sooner he’s in prison for it, the better. I’d almost be willing to make an exception for one last rendition. Almost.

We’ve always trusted that “the System” the checks and balances, the “division of labor or power”, the decency of MOST people, and the Constitution, would protect us. We thought we had a “rule of law” and the common good.
That whole “of the people by the people blah blah blah”.