Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

Wonder who wrote that? I’d guess Barr. Neither Miller or Jarad could do it.

So baby Trump wants to punish suppressing freedom of speech by suppressing freedom of speech?

Yeah, it doesn’t seem to be a well-thought out plan. I’m shocked.

I just had a thought: what if somebody tells him (he won’t ever read it) that past president John Adams enacted the Alien and Seditions Acts to, among other things, punish those who criticize the federal government? Would he assume Adams was a great Republican (actually a Federalist) and seek to renew it?

The order is expected to call for the rollback of a law that legally protects social media companies from the content that’s posted on their sites. So, in a case of truly epic irony, it would give Twitter 1000% more incentive to delete Trump’s lies, slanders and threats so that they are not legally responsible for the potential fallout from Trump tweets.

This is what I was thinking. Doesn’t that give Twitter more reason to tag his lies and delete his slanders? Wouldn’t the first thing they’d delete are all his tweets accusing Joe Scarborough of murder?

Throwing a tantrum is really not the most contructive first reaction to…pretty much anything.

He wants to punish what he thinks is suppressing freedom of speech (it isn’t) by actually suppressing freedom of speech.

#TrumpSpeechMattersFuckEveryoneElse

Bingo.

Trump retweets a video from “Cowboys for Trump” in which the first line of the video is “The only good Democrat is a dead Democrat”. Trump: “Thank you Cowboys. See you in New Mexico!”

It’s not even June yet and we have 5 months until election.

Trump will literally be flinging his own poo at reporters by Labor Day.

This is going to be EPIC.

And his followers will be scooping it up and preserving it for its miraculous powers (like devoted followers of saints in the Middle Ages).

And we shall know them by their shit eating grimace.

Sure. If Trump starts flinging actual feces from the podium, the press will simply normalize the behavior:

"Today, our panel will be discussing the latest poop that Trump flung from the podium yesterday. Ted?

Ted: Thanks Shana. Well today’s feces was certainly browner in color there can be no doubt about that.

Shana: What do you think that means

Ted: Well obviously, this means a shift in thinking on monetary policy from the Trump team

Carol: I disagree Ted. The feces was browner certainly, but the absence of nuts or corn indicate that immigration policy may be about to be softened."

that’s worse than the guy who threw the shoes at Bush Jr.

Don’t you mean a “shit” in thinking on monetary policy? Now we need the pundits to sit on their stools for an hour and anal-yze exactly what he meant by this, amirite?

You joke (and I laughed so hard I almost… you know), but hasn’t it just about come to this?

Eeewww.

Right wing media will normalize. The rest have had their outrage cranked to 11 since he came down the escalator.

I just can’t anymore. It’s exhausting. Not because the critics are wrong but because the critics are impotent. I’ve been tuning more and more into BBC America for my news and it’s incredible how much better and more informed I feel about what else is going on in the world that isn’t consumed with the daily antics of the orange buffoon and his ass-clown posse.

Trump retweets a video saying ‘the only good Democrat is a dead Democrat’
The speaker said he wasn’t being literal — but later suggest he might have been, at least in part. And this is part of a pattern for Trump.

Stay classy, Donald.

*If we stipulate that there have ever been Republicans who were good Americans (let alone good people), they existed so long ago that they’ve been dead for several years by now.

That is, all of the Republicans who can be characterized with the word “good” are dead by now.

IOW, The only good Republican is a DEAD Republican. This is not to imply that causing the death of a current Republican will render that Republican “good.” That ship has sailed.*

Anybody care to hazard a guess as to which part of the above gets pulled as the money quote?