Hmmm… if it gets any warmer, we won’t have to worry about COVID or checks or the election or anything because we’ll all have expired from heat exhaustion. It’s supposed to be 105 here today. 
Yeah, but it’s always 105 there. Warmer, warmer, man, warmer!
I said a couple years ago he sounds like a 5th grader giving a book report on a book he never cracked the cover of.
We’ve broken a record of days where the temperature here has exceeded 110-degrees this year – 34 (so far).
The average (day and night) temperature for July was 90-degrees, a new record for the month.
If heat’s going to kill the Rona, it’s not working here.
What is the difference between a Garbanzo bean and a Chickpea?
trump has never had a garbanzo bean on his face.
Hell, do you think he even cares about Barron’s accomplishments?
Ha ha ha - My teenage daughter literally just asked me that honest question last night so thanks for providing an answer
The virus seems to survive just fine at 98.6º.
Individual retweets that “Democrat” cities should just rot.
'Let them rot': The supposed U.S. president retweets attack on 'Democrat cities'?
Trump to city: Drop dead.
City: You first. 
Are there any cities he doesn’t consider “Democrat” cities?
Dallas and Jacksonville.
(Actually I have no idea what he “considers,” but these two cities were highlighted in a factual-data thread a few months ago about the largest US city that is more “red” than “blue.”)
It’s likely a common entry on his expense vouchers.
Just wait until he finds out where you put your ballot when you vote in-person.
He’s gone full Smeagol-and-Gollum on us:
SAVE THE POST OFFICE!
4:18 PM · Aug 17, 2020Trump wants to save the Post Office from himself?
It’s like Trump’s brain is stuck 1970s New York.
I’m really beginning to wonder if Trump isn’t finally starting to lose touch with reality a little. We’ve often remarked that he’s been losing it for a while, but this is starting to get worrisome. I remember an article I read a few years ago titled Nixon and the Bomb, or something to that effect, which discussed some pretty frightening shit in Nixon’s final days in office, as he felt the walls of impeachment (and the possible justice to follow) closing in on him.
And I don’t have a cite for this (but I’ll look for it – on my way out the door) ISTR that when Goldwater went to the WH to lower the boom on Nixon, the guy who carries the nuclear football did not go, lest Nixon be tempted to do something rash.