Poor guy might want to look into security given the rabid nature of too many of the crappy carrot’s minions.
Richard Jeni discussed such individuals in his Platypus Man special.
Is this what you were trying to link to?
RIP Richard. You made me laugh.
Yeah. Poor guy. I absolutely loved the Platypus Man special. Truer words were never spoken. Such a sad way 'twas the way he went.
Is Pastis still living in a basket on Staci’s front step?
No; he thankfully stopped that storyline long ago.
In his defense, though, Staci’s mom has got it going on…
Look, everyone knows that the Presnit has fewer strokes than anyone. That’s why he’s won so many championships!
I’m torn between if this is better posted here or in The Lincoln Project thread, but a recent LP video ad, one of those “audience of one” ads, clearly hit its mark. trump on twitter:
We had FAR more people (many millions) watching us at the RNC than did Sleepy Joe and the DNC, and yet an ad just ran saying the opposite. This is what we’re up against. Lies. But we will WIN!
The ad:
I think it’s pretty well known among some porn stars that Chump makes fewer strokes than anyone.
The President of the United States takes to twitter to encourage his supporters to harass Steve Job’s widow, because she owns a majority share in The Atlantic. Our president is a common thug:
Steve Jobs would not be happy that his wife is wasting money he left her on a failing Radical Left Magazine that is run by a con man (Goldberg) and spews FAKE NEWS & HATE. Call her, write her, let her know how you feel!!!
He’s acting like the bully he’s always been. A bully that may have a 6th grade education. To imagine what he will be like if he gets re-elected is the stuff of nightmares.
“And find out where she hid the keys to the strawberry locker!” 
I thought he just pointed at the hole, says “that’s a gimmee” and walks away.
Dr. Fauci and his family have been getting death threats from trump’s crazy supporters. How much worse will it be for Mrs. Jobs when trump is specifically calling on them to harass her? I’m genuinely concerned for her safety.
He’s also threatening to withhold federal funding of California schools if they teach from the 1619 Project.
Mrs. Jobs has sufficient money that she could (and probably should) hire private security. She shouldn’t have to, but at least she has the means to do so.
He’s also threatening to withhold money from them because of “Democrat cities”, sanctuary cities, and because parts of the state are on fire. At this point, California probably shouldn’t expect any money from a Trump administration. As the world’s fifth largest economy I think they’ll manage to survive. but honest to Og if California decided to secede over this shit I think they might have a valid moral basis to do so even if the legality would be questionable.
Also, the ad at the bottom of the page as I write this proclaims THE OFFICIAL PRESIDENT TRUMP APPROVAL POLL WILL BE LIVE FOR THE NEXT HOUR! START NOW!
Not sure algorithm that put that there has actually read the thread.
Also, no indication of where I can mail my stool sample to be tallied for the poll.
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue would be my guess.