Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

Of course Milana’s speech got good ratings. People have always loved Michelle Obama’s speeches.

The crazy is strong with this il Doofus:

I will be strongly demanding a Drug Test of Sleepy Joe Biden prior to, or after, the Debate on Tuesday night. Naturally, I will agree to take one also. His Debate performances have been record setting UNEVEN, to put it mildly. Only drugs could have caused this discrepancy???

Hanoi Dick, who lied for years by saying he was a war hero in Vietnam, and was never even there (Impeach him!), should not be entitled to a vote on anything of importance!

Wow, nobody realized how far Mini Mike Bloomberg went in bribing ex-prisoners to go out and vote for Sleepy Joe. He is desperate to get back into the good graces of the people who not only badly beat him, but made him look like a total fool. Now he’s committed a serious crime!

WATCH THE BALLOTS!!!

Who the hell is “Hanoi Dick”??

Presumably, Richard Blumenthal.

Funny mildly amusing that he doesn’t understand that senators aren’t subject to impeachment.

The only thing that matters to him is that he’s not subject to impeachment.

Can you impeach a dead man? I’d be willing to try in his case.

trump’s phone must be stuck on all-caps mode, or he doesn’t have any assistants available at the hospital to show him how to turn all-caps off. I counted a total of 16(!) all-caps tweets this morning alone.

Or…maybe it’s just panicky rage-tweeting.

Any highlights?

From the ward of MentalPatientOne

I assume this means the GOP internal polling isn’t looking good, and someone told him.

It’s funny that he thinks “SPACE FORCE” is going to get him votes.
Nothing about “THE WALL” that Mexico is going to pay for? What a difference failure makes.

Like watching a drowning man grasp at flotsam.

Mostly a litany of his supposed accomplishments ending with the word VOTE!. As in:

SPACE FORCE. VOTE!

Og SMASH!

Someone posted this in response to his tweets, and I swear to god, I can’t tell if it’s a joke or not. This is where we are now.

There are reports that Trump is wandering the hospital unrestrained…naked…and constantly tweeting. He verbally keeps repeating “free the male breast”. According to witnesses, “he got some big’uns”.

I love this one-two punch:

PROTECT PREEXISTING CONDITIONS. VOTE!

BETTER & CHEAPER HEALTHCARE. VOTE!

I think he is asking us to vote for Biden.

This sums it up:

Maybe the docs should mix a sedative into his IV drip in with the exotic mix of antivirals, to give him some rest, and for the good of the nation.

Odd that he didn’t write, “protect people with preexisting conditions”. When written like that it always reminds me of this.