Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

[Quote=Loser Donald]If I am sent a Stand Alone Bill for Stimulus Checks ($1,200), they will go out to our great people IMMEDIATELY. I am ready to sign right now. Are you listening Nancy?
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He’s flip flopping on the decision he made a few hours ago because he’s hepped up on goofballs and none of his insane bleating is making people shower praise on him.

I’m sure it’s just a part of his brilliant negotiating strategy eh.

The effects of goofballs on a goofball.

The 'roid rage is strong in this one. trump tweet from less than an hour ago:

NOW THAT THE RADICAL LEFT DEMOCRATS GOT CAUGHT COLD IN THE (NON) FRIENDLY TRANSFER OF GOVERNMENT, IN FACT, THEY SPIED ON MY CAMPAIGN AND WENT FOR A COUP, WE ARE ENTITLED TO ASK THE VOTERS FOR FOUR MORE YEARS. PLEASE REMEMBER THIS WHEN YOU VOTE!

I think he does it to watch the DOW respond every time he waves his tiny… um… hands. Yeah, hands. :wink:

He really is on a 'roid rage romp today. Dozens of crazy tweets, many all or part in caps. A few more choice ones (these are all like, in the last 2 hours):

THE FAKE NEWS MEDIA IS THE REAL OPPOSITION PARTY!

Ari, THE MEDIA IS CORRUPT, JUST LIKE OUR DEMOCRAT RUN BALLOT SYSTEM IS CORRUPT! Look at what’s happening with Fake, Missing and Fraudulent Ballots all over the Country??? VOTE

They went for a Coup. Almost destroyed our Country. You had the right President at the right moment. Current Voters, REMEMBER THIS WHEN YOU VOTE!

VOTE TRUMP CALIFORNIA!

Who’s this “Trump California” guy on the ballot, anyway?

He forgot the coma.

Wait, I’m confused. Is he saying that he’s entitled to 4 more years starting in 2021? He doesn’t need special permission from the voters for that.

Perhaps it’s not me who’s confused…

“Our Democrat run ballot system”. Otherwise known as: democracy. The founding principle of the republic. That thing that we die for. You know.

Ah railing against democracy and the free press.

His supporters know what it is that he is selling, and they are buying it wholesale.

perhaps it is robert california?

Yeah, I remember having that four, five, six,… eleven years ago.

I wish he were in one.

We’ve already had the Red Vetting. Let’s see if the rest of the Frey history plays out.

Apparently he’s God now.
“Vote TRUMP California. No more blackouts, shutdowns, ridiculous forrest fires, or water “rationing” (coming soon). We can win in California NOW!”

Run Forrest Run!

I recommend that Trump pour all his resources into California. He’s only down by … checking … 30 points; if he can promise no more droughts I’m sure he can make that up in a jiffy.

Where on earth did this come from? Did someone else quietly delete it, or did some cannon-fodder flunky have to tell him it was making fun of him?
https://twitter.com/Trumpet1984/status/1313838511863275524

It’s always Dani California

And apparently, someone else has been president for the last 4 years. And I don’t like to point out spelling mistakes, because I make my share, but “forrest fires?”