Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

Hey, “forest” is a big word!

And he made it BIGGER!

Of course he had to squeeze a threat in there.

So, say you’re an ardent White Supremacist, and Trump is your guy, and nothing—NOTHING will change that.

So how do you process the ‘vote for me and all these things that HAVEN’T happened during the years I’ve been President, will now, somehow, happen’ message?

Do you just ‘blip’ over it and decline to think about it at all, preferring, perhaps, to gaze on your glorious copy of Trump and Melania riding a Harley through Cheering Crowds* and daydreaming about how, if you were to meet him, Trump would clap you on the back and say ‘well done, friend, well done!’

Or do you somehow process the illogic in some arcane way into “sense,” or, at least, into your version of “sense”?

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*I know neither the proper title nor the artist behind that work, and don’t care to give him (I’m sure) any search results, so won’t look it up. But you know the one I mean.

“Vote for me to prevent the thing that’s about to start happening during my presidency!”

And the amazing thing is, this actually will work.*
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*On stupid people.

Dexamethasone is a hell of a drug.

Bravo! It does need comas or commas, though.

I think he should remind us all (maybe in the next debate) how he- and only he - can fix our toilets, showers, and dishwashers.

I wonder if the fuckstick will tweet about being a total loser of the 2020 Nobel Peace Prize, which was awarded to the United Nations World Food Program. (Or Programme, depending on your news source.) So fuck you, Trump. Loser.

"The Norwegian Nobel Committee said the WFP had acted “as a driving force in efforts to prevent the use of hunger as a weapon of war and conflict”.
The prize is worth 10m Swedish krona ($1.1m; £872,600).
The winner was announced at the Norwegian Nobel Institute in Oslo.
A WFP spokesman said it was a “proud moment”.
The WFP estimates it helps about 97 million people a year, in 88 countries.
“With this year’s award, the [Committee] wishes to turn the eyes of the world to the millions of people who suffer from or face the threat of hunger,” said Norwegian Nobel Committee chairwoman Berit Reiss-Andersen. “The World Food Programme plays a key role in multilateral cooperation in making food security an instrument of peace.”

Epic 3-part tweet from trump last night attacking Michigan Gov. Whitmer, who had the audacity to criticize trump for his incendiary language against Whitmer in the past that directly led to the plot to kidnap her. he even thinks she should thank him! he also gets in shots against Biden and Democrats, and even does some more encouragement of irresponsible pandemic behavior.

Fuck trump. Fuck everybody who enables this shit. May trump lose by a historic margin in a few weeks. May what’s left of his empire crumble and may he be prosecuted for his many crimes. May he eventually die alone, disgraced, penniless, with his once-marketable name synonymous with Hitler.

Governor Whitmer of Michigan has done a terrible job. She locked down her state for everyone, except her husband’s boating activities. The Federal Government provided tremendous help to the Great People of Michigan. My Justice Department and Federal Law Enforcement announced…

…today that they foiled a dangerous plot against the Governor of Michigan. Rather than say thank you, she calls me a White Supremacist—while Biden and Democrats refuse to condemn Antifa, Anarchists, Looters and Mobs that burn down Democrat run cities…

…I do not tolerate ANY extreme violence. Defending ALL Americans, even those who oppose and attack me, is what I will always do as your President! Governor Whitmer—open up your state, open up your schools, and open up your churches!

Yep, typical abuser tactics: “she MADE me hit her and break her jaw! The ungrateful bitch, after all I’ve done for her! She didn’t even thank me for driving her to the hospital!”

We know what Trump is. We also knew he doesn’t give a fuck how many broken and dead bodies he leaves in his wake.

Dexamethasone is a hell of a drug.

I’m President, Bitch!

So, regular old violence is OK then, right?

He’s just lying his stupid face off again. He’s great with violence, as long as it’s not directed towards him.

Yeah, I noticed that weasel wording too. Any normal person in a position of leadership would say unequivocally “I do not tolerate ANY violence”. No need for a weaselly adjective.

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

OK, I believe I heard on the radio today the phrase “Nobel Peace Prizes”. Uh, there are more than one? I did not know that. I’ll assume that Donnie is still a total loser, until proven wrong.

Kellyanne says they won because Individual 1 appointed their leader.

Since she’s full of shit, I’ll assume that she’s full of shit. Their website states that:
“The World Food Programme (WFP) is governed by the WFP Executive Board, which consists of 36 Member States and provides intergovernmental support, direction and supervision of WFP’s activities.
The organization is headed by an Executive Director , who is appointed jointly by the UN Secretary-General and the Director-General of the Food and Agriculture Organization of the United Nations.”
I don’t believe The Con Man holds either of those titles. Perhaps she was talking about their Alternative Leader, appointed by the con man.