He’s finally admitting he has a hard row to hoe.
Or he heard they have hoes.
Oh I do love you guys.
Pence’s presser is apparently being held at the Ritz Carlton Arcade and Pizza Emporium.
Not Chuck E Cheese?
The Ritz has Donkey Kong and Donkey Kong Jr!
Well, they’re gonna need a place to bury the bodies, amirite?
Just posted on Trump’s Official account by someone:
“RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED, I absolutely don’t want to live in this nation where our GREAT PRESIDENT TRUMP is getting ROBBED! This is absolutely the final straw, my KIDS ARE IN DANGER and I won’t live in this nation another day! I’M MOVING TO ALASKA AND FINALLY LEAVING THE USA!!!”
Oh man, is that real? I can’t stand how delicious that is.
It’s time for Twitter to shut down his account!
Um… Alaska IS the USA. (Just like Obama’s birthplace Hawaii is also the USA. 
)
It was obviously a joke meant to imitate the Trumpettes.
That’s part of the joke.
You’ll have to excuse me. I’m delirious and giddy. 
But, in truth, I can picture a trumper sincerely tweeting something that ignorant. Maybe sarcasm and reality will eventually become distinguishable from each other again…
I am really, really, really looking forward to Trump being banned from Twitter for life. Which ought to happen at 12:01 Eastern Time, January 20, 2021.
There’s a part of this song that really resonates in me “It’s time to come together.”
Can’t it just happen now? Please? He’s got nuttin’ left of any interest to anyone.
I’m still holding out hope for the release of his better, cheaper, more coverage health-care plan. He’s got 4 or 5 two week windows left to release it, so fingers crossed!
ISWYDT 
The Four Seasons Landscaping Company is next door to a porn shop. No, really.
I guess they specialize in trimming bushes.
MSNBC just showed somebody in NYC burning a MAGA hat.