Go home, Trumpeteers. Your guy lost.
Whoops, didn’t realize I was in the Twitter thread.
Well, no, since you ungrateful bastards didn’t vote him back in, he tore it up (it took hours with those tiny hands) and burned it.
Maybe? Someone posted that to the Stonekettle twitter feed a few days back.
Trump last tweeted about 4 hours ago. Anyone think he cracked and he’s in a straitjacket?
He’s busy berating his campaign staff and legal team.
He’s wondering why he didn’t liquidate the officer corps, like Stalin did!
Trump is gonna be pissed.
President Donald Trump will lose Twitter privileges he enjoys as a world leader when President-Elect Joe Biden takes office on January 20th, 2021. Twitter confirmed that Trump’s @realDonaldTrump account will be subject to the same rules as any other user — including bans on inciting violence and posting false information about voting or the coronavirus pandemic.
(channeling Senor Rodriguez) FINE! I’ll just build my own microblogging site! With blackjack! And hookers! In fact, forget the microblogging site!(/cSR)
Covid relapse?? Nah, he never had it. 
It’s now been 14 hours. His last tweet was at 1:54 pm (PST).
Has he ever gone this long before?
Maybe they took his phone away from him.
Oh, baby… this just gets better and better. 
He got his phone back.
I just went to look and had to read down several tweets for S&Gs. I WON THE ELECTION! BAD THINGS HAPPENED! and on and on… it just makes my day. 
BAD THINGS HAPPENED is going to be Trump’s prison tattoo.
BAD THING’S HAPPENED, knowing his writing skills.
Yeah, that one’s going around. I used to troll right-wing Twitter in my spare time and I got away with lots of really horrible stuff because hardly anyone read it. Every now and then I’d get jailed though, and they finally suspended the account Thursday. The offending tweet was to Donald Trump Jr and I told him his geopolitical whore girlfriend would leave him for a Democrat before Christmas. One of my milder ones, really
But there are a lot of right wing parody accounts, and the Alaska tweet and variations are going around ( I’ve seen Disney World instead of Alaska, for example)
The other thing I’ve gleaned from trolling the RW stuff is that they’re all moving to a platform called PARLER which promises to be a real cesspool. I bet Trump gets an account there. I may hold my nose and download the app in a few days just to check.
NICE.