Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

I found it. Lara Trump posted it.

Off-topic, but reading that Lara Trump thread revealed this zinger (names removed because it doesn’t matter):

Maybe somebody should explain to them that if they don’t want the number spammed, they need to change it and then not tell anybody the new one.

(Actually, somebody inside the Trump orbit probably already came up with that idea. Probably Eric.)

Wouldn’t it make more sense just to have a PSA about what to watch for, and to contact your local law enforcement or election board with concerns?

My bold.

*BEEP* Sorry, this answer is disqualified for containing the phrase “make more sense.”

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Yeah, I’m just saying… in a rational world, with rational actors, if I were concerned about the integrity of the elections, that’s how I would go about it.

Obviously, that has nothing to do with this maladministration.

Would that it were…

Give it to late January, see what a world we live in then.

But how would that get the Trumps contact information on those reporting, and a way to spam them for donations?

He’s so delusional :slight_smile:

This is bizarre even by trumpian standards (which are already the lowest of the low). How low can he go? I guess we’re gonna find out.

Limbo!!!

Happy birthday, @ThelmaLou

Simple. You cancel all the (obviously fraudulent) mail ballots, and the fake ballots that were dropped off in plain sight by bright yellow vans with DEMOCRAT FRAUD SQUAD in large unfriendly letters on the sides, and Dear Leader clearly wins by bigly margins.

All it requires is a brain that’s been twisted into a Möbius strip — which, as has been pointed out numerous times, is prit’ near a prerequisite for understanding this malAdministration.

OK, here’s a head-scratcher: a trump tweet in which he takes credit for the trump admin making the 2020 election the most secure ever, except for how it was rigged by the Democrats. Uh, whaaa…??

For years the Dems have been preaching how unsafe and rigged our elections have been. Now they are saying what a wonderful job the Trump Administration did in making 2020 the most secure election ever. Actually this is true, except for what the Democrats did. Rigged Election!

I guess if he prevented rigging by Republicans, while allowing Democrats to do so, that’s a good thing.

Thank you! I’m a seriously Old Lady now! :older_woman:t4: (But not a serious Old Lady.)

Would that the networks would troll him. Turn PA, WI, NV and AZ all back red, and say, “You’re right, Donald. We now predict you will win in these states and, thus, the election.” Then in a week or so when the official canvasses come out, whaddaya know: the original predictions were right and Donny Two-scoops loses after all.

Kind of like Lucy and the football.

i wish there was some way to count how many times “… even for Trump standards” or similar has been part of an article, quote etc. I cant even count how many times I’ve seen it it the past several days. Trump keeps re-defining the bottom of the barrel.

I’ve read just hours ago in one of those many threads about Trump’s “moebius strip mind” (sorry, I really don’t remember where and by whom and can’t give credit), and this tweet perfectly exemplifies it.

Yeah, happy birthday!