Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

The first two sentences are absolutely fine hyperbole, if you disregard reality. “You complained about unsafe and rigged elections for years, and now you say everything this year is peachy keen?” To Trumpists, who don’t understand the the complaint has been against voter suppression and the risk of hacking from outside causing chaos, it’s a good argument. But then he goes into the truly absurd by claiming his administration has done a great job securing elections, except for not preventing the non-specific subversion the Dems did.

Although it fits nicely with the pre-election “See this chaos that is happening under my presidency? It’s going to be caused by Biden if he wins.”

Was it only a couple of weeks ago when reading a Trump tweet would piss me off? I love every one of them now

This!

Weeks ago I said to a friend “If I knew Biden was going to win, then I could be amused by all this.”

Well, I used to be disgusted /
Now I try to be amused…

I’ve taken to responding to all of them with “Looooo-zerrrrr!” Yeah, it’s childish, so sue me.

And the angels wanna wear MY red shoes!

Blame it on fraud
Don’t blame it on me
It’s sure not my fault
But it just seems to be his turn

Well I heard that South America is coming into style.

I definitely look forward to the day when all Trump threads break down into early Elvis Costello lyrics!

I’d like to give Trump away like hotel matches, that’s for sure.

So, the E-e-e-vil Democrats rigged the election so Trump lost but then didn’t go ahead and can McConnell, Graham, Collins, and a few other senators while they were at it, to say nothing about losing a few seats in the house? They must really hate Donny Two-scoops.

Can someone please link to the actual Tweet?

“We succeeded so well we failed!”

“We may have failed, but we did it more successfully than anyone else ever has!”

“Our success at failure exceeded our own wildest expectations!”

This is why Trump supporters say not to pay attention to his tweets. Otherwise you’d learn that he is an idiot.

Might I suggest Guyana?

Thank you.

Butts are seriously hurting and Trump is spreading the hurt:

Yeah, you know that Kemp is in the bag for Biden.

A decent human being would see that tweet as the threat it is and be pissed off. But it will probably work as intended and just make Kemp try harder to “fix” things.

How many people will fall for this new talking point? It’s, as far as I can tell, dumber than all the other ones in that it’s a demand that is impossible to fulfill. It’s a secret ballot election, so the signatures are no longer linkable to the ballots. Does Trump not get that? Or does he not care? And will his brainless followers fall into line and add it to their list of grievances?