Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

Outstanding. :stuck_out_tongue:

How long til Donnie tells Barr to bring impeachment proceedings against the Supremes?

Prediction for upcoming tweet: “We will continue to fight, please send your contribution to our legal fund to the link below.”

I’ve been tweeting
“You must be a socialist because of the way you keep getting publicly owned!”

He won’t get it, though.

ETA - and neither do his supporters, they keep liking that tweet.

Of which 75% will actually go to the Trump Campaign fund.

I really, really like this (too).

And 100% of that will go to the trump Legal Expenses, Hair, Makeup, and Golfing Fund.

My other one is

Biden’s won so many times he’s going to be our 93rd President!

Of which 75% will actually go to the Trump Campaign Slush fund.

FTFY. I have read there’s already in the neighborhood of $400-million in it, just about the amount he needs to pay off those notes coming due soon.

The suckers have come through again.

Since when does he pay debts? Paying debts is for losers. I’m sure he will find something else to use that money on.

Gotta build a moat around Mar-A-Lago. And fitting laser pointers to guppies isn’t cheap.

:roll_eyes:

There was a generous estimate of crowd size on the Mall of 2,000.

Double-posting this:

But, that can’t be true, it was billed as a Million MAGA March.

MAGA’s are worth 500 libtards, so the math works out.

It was measuring brain cells.

In a (slightly) better timeline, “swing state hustle” would lead to a parody video based on this.

So much whining you’ll get tired of whining…

:yawning_face: