Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

Check out the first response on that screenshot!

ETA: Can’t say this too many times, our President is a fucking clown.

I see that “playing” is in quotes, so we’ll have to wait for [strikethrough]Melissa McCarthy[/strikethrough] Sean Spicer to explain what he really meant.

Well, I will give Trump this; he has gone from apparent fantasy (the ‘Obama’ wiretaps) to at least fleeting contact with reality (I would have changed ‘playing’ to ‘provoking’, but the former is has a broad enough common usage for acceptance). At least he has joined the real world…in an 11-year old’s sense of it, that is.

You ever watch that episode of Friends where Joey tries to use air-quotes? Yeah, that was funny. Our “president” doing the same thing? Not so much.

Former US ambassador to NATO explains to Trump via Twitter just how NATO works.

Today it looks like Trump is worried about the start of the hearings:

“James Clapper and others stated that there is no evidence Potus colluded with Russia. This story is FAKE NEWS and everyone knows it!”

“The real story that Congress, the FBI and all others should be looking into is the leaking of Classified information. Must find leaker now!”

Pssst… Donnie Trump eats his boogers. Pass it on!

It’s ‘fake’ but somebody leaked it. :rolleyes:

I am reminded of the old joke about an Irish bard who decided to amuse himself at the expense of a Viking raider:

“How could you come here, of all places, and destroy the home of the famous Talking Animals of Ireland?”
“Animals no talk.”
“That’s what you think! See over there…” He pointed and threw his voice, causing the cow to apparently say, “Well, why should I talk to you, after you dragged off my milkmaid?”
As the Viking stared in confusion, the bard pointed again. A horse then “spoke” up, "And why would I talk to you, when you burned up my hay?
The bard gave the Viking a moment to recover his composure, and continued, “That’s not all…” and pointed again.
The Viking looked where he was pointing and began to scream, “Sheep lie! SHEEP LIE!!

I wonder if trump is ranting and raving…

Methinks the Chump doth protest too much.
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Wait…I’m confused. Trump says there’s no evidence of collusion, but Comey just said that there’s an ongoing investigation. How can those both be true?

/sarcasm

Tonight’s Twitter Tantrum is going to be epic.

Maybe he’ll spare a kind word for Gowdy, he seems much more focused on who leaked (was it Yates, was it Rice, was it… OBAMA?) Then any Russian connection.

This was brilliant

Trump just tweeted “The NSA and FBI tell Congress that Russia did not influence electoral process.” This was from his official POTUS account, not from his personal account.

But that’s not at all true. What Admiral Michael Rogers said was, “I would highlight we are a foreign intelligence organization, not a domestic intelligence organization. So it would be fair to say we are probably not the best organization to provide a more complete answer”.
And he was responding to a specific question as to whether there was any evidence that Russia changed vote tallies in Michigan. Specifically. It was not a question about interfering in the election.

So while Comey is detailing what a liar Trump is, Trump takes to Twitter to lie even harder. Jesus Fucking Christ.

And the semi-literate buffoons that make up his “base” will all be told tomorrow via talk radio what a great guy Trump is.

Trump’s:

Monday Morning Twitter Meltdown

Stupid Saturday Twitter Storm

Wacky Wednesday Twitter Windstorm

Freaky Friday Twitter Frenzy

Terrible Tuesday Twitter Tirade

The good news is that the Democrats actually fact checked that tweet in real time by asking Comey to confirm Trump’s tweeted statement, which Comey refused to do.