Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

As the Old Saw has it, “A lie can make it halfway around the world before the truth gets its shoes tied.” Clearly something Trump’s shitty father taught him in the cradle.

How is changing vote tallies not interfering in an election?

Did Russia interfere in the election? Yes, by stealing and releasing Podesta’s email.

Did Russia hack the state voting machines and change vote tallies? No, and I don’t think anybody ever said they did, until some moron Republican on the Intelligence committee asked the question.

It was a specific question about a specific incident. Trump claimed that the answer was responding to a general question.

You know, I’ve just figured out who Sean Spicer looks like. This has been bugging me for ages, but he’s a dead ringer for Hector Godfrey, editor of the alt-right fanzine New Frontiersman in Watchmen.

“Were there any poodles at the dog park?”

" No."

OMG the dog park didn’t have any dogs!

Trump tweeted that everybody should watch the Jeannine Piro show on Fox tonight. People are speculating that she’s going to say something pro-Trump.
http://bipartisanreport.com/2017/03/25/bored-president-trump-tweets-promotion-of-t-v-show-airing-saturday-night-image/

My SO left Fox News on too long and I got a taste of Piro’s show. Anyone who rants about “namby-pamby Liberals” is certainly not going to say anything anti-Trump!

Besides, isn’t Krauthammer the only one they have who openly dislikes Trump? :wink:

I don’t think Shepard Smith thinks much of him, either.

Trump tweeted that we should watch the Piro show, and the first thing she does is to call for Ryan’s resignation. Was Trump signaling that he wants Ryan to resign?

Ryan, meet bus. Bus, Ryan.

Now, lay down, under the bus. This won’t hurt a bit.

“The buck stops there.”

The bus stops here.

Trump’s tweeting the lie about the Clintons giving uranium to Russia, and just wonders why Congress isn’t investigating them?

If given the choice, I think I’d now prefer President Dwayne E.M.D.H Camacho.

Not on Twitter so help a brother out.

Does he not see the replies? Or does he only see certain replies?

Because every one of his dumb ass tweets that I have seen, has been immediately shot down.

At least he was smart enough to know he was too stupid to solve his problems.

[QUOTE=Loser Donald]
The Democrats will make a deal with me on healthcare as soon as ObamaCare folds - not long. Do not worry, we are in very good shape!
[/QUOTE]

Trump is becoming more and more a living, breathing version of this meme.

He probably gets thousands of replies, and undoubtedly blocks or mutes anyone who says something he doesn’t like, and Twitter can’t show all of the responses so I suspect it would give priority to people he follows or has interacted with before.

Also, he doesn’t care if things are true or even sensible, because he’s a bullshit artist.