Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

That would be an awful lot of reading. And he’s a very busy man. You know, presidentin’ and golfing and all. And sending tweets. I mean, if he stopped to read the replies, when would he find the time to send more tweets? Be sensible, man.

Besides, those mean tweets are probably fake. Hillary and Obama are behind them. Yeah, that’s the ticket.

Last year Trump said he was the only one who could fix things, and this year it’s all Obama’s and Hillary’s fault.

And what’s up with this tweet? This doesn’t make a lick of sense.

"The Republican House Freedom Caucus was able to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. After so many bad years they were ready for a win!"

I actually went and looked at his twitter account, which I try and avoid (I don’t want to feed his ego). I have no idea what this means. It’s 2 completely different thought streams as far as I can tell. Or he forgot the part the middle where he meant to say “They shouldn’t have done that, after so many years…”

Every time I try and figure out what he means by anything I can feel my brain cells dying.

I wonder if he has decided to take up drinking?

Honestly, I thought about taking up drinking but I cannot commit. I never remember to stop by the liquor store when I’m out on errands. :stuck_out_tongue:

I’m clinical and have taken up self-medication from time to time. Nothing he tweets indicates he’s sober, or non-medicated. Me, I try hard to not indicate it, since I have a sense of shame. He doesn’t.

Bill Moyers has an article up today on the nature of Trump’s word salad;

I think that just about covers it.

I’ve tried it. He is a drunk. And wears adult diapers.

This is incorrect, actually. Trump’s verbal chunkery actually often does follow from earlier chunkery, in the sense that his speech pattern is very repetitive, i.e. “It’ll be great. It’ll be very great. Trust me, it’s going to be great.”

. . . And the bus is of the short variety.

It’s awkwardly phrased, but I’m now at least conversationally fluent in Trumpish (a unique language that has no spelling rules, seldom uses tenses or subject-predicate-object constructions, and is always emphatic) so the meaning seems clear enough.

“The Republican House Freedom Caucus managed to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. After so many bad years, they should’ve been ready for a win!”

Excuse me, I speak Trump.

Essentially he lives in “the bubble.” He thinks he speaks fluent English.

great link, Smapti, thanks for sharing it. :slight_smile:

Lawrence O’Donnell absolutely excoriates Trump. Brutal. But true.

I wonder if Lord Dampnut has heard about this:

L.O’D.: "Trump is the laziest, most ignorant, most incompetent, most irrelevant president in history… "

He speaks clearly. It’s everyone else that doesn’t.

That was a pretty good assessment.

I’m guessing you’re kinda drunk right now, then?

I agree. That was a very good explanation of what he does. There are words, but he almost never says anything. On the rare occasion he does rant out something coherent, the words are used to blame someone else. Which he then denies having ever said.